You can submit as many as you want. What is a haiku you ask? It is a poem following a strict format of 5-7-5 syllables per lines for a total of three! Want an example?

Konata ate cake
It was very delicious
Konata is stuffed

How will I judge? The it has to be funny, serious, or anything, it just has to make sense! Can you make it 20% cooler? STARTO GOOOOOOOOOOO

(Also apparently there's no way to have written challenges anymore...so um....this challenge might be mute)