Hahaaaaaaa. That was my first thought when I saw this photo of Hammy a while ago. Yes, I call him Hammy. <3 So yeah, he has really freaking long legs...and I love it. XD If only he weren't married, darn it! He's our (the Phillies) "ace" pitcher. They say he's the ace, but he's had more rough outings than dear old Moyer, who's 45 and still pitching strong! ANYHOOOOOO. I had fun with this card~ I basically just put my thoughts. XD Either a ballerina or a flamingo!

This image I actually found on photobucket, but most of the photos I get are from here, on Yahoo sports. This one was bigger than the others and of high quality, so I didn't need to use any textures or anything! I duplicated it and lessened the opacity on the one to have it on the left...give you a little reflection thing (????) so you could see his bottom leg, too. XD Gawd, he's so tall! It's awesome! Ok, so yeah. I added my text, effects, and some gradients, too. ^_^ There you have it!

I know. XD I'm totally catering to a tiny niche here on theO's community...not many are baseball fans, especially Phillies! But whatever! *laugh* I'm having fun cause I love em. <33 Enjoy!

P.S. CONGRATS to the Phillies, my sweeties, on winning the NL east division!! On to the playoffs we go~~~~ YAY! *dies from happiness*