DON'T BELIEVE 'IM! They're all just LIARS! ... well at least Jiraiya is anyway.
I'm going to make more e-cards with Jiraiya, 'cause let's face it, he doesn't get enough love.
Jiraiya: Awww really?! *sniff* I'm so touched *hugs*
Me: *hugs* anytime man! .... don't bring your hands down there please, thanks
Jiraiya: oh sorry O_O