Shishou has mentioned, more than once, that Adam stands for Always Distracted At Monitor. Mainly because often Adam will spend hours not responding on AIM. I was thinking about this and suddenly got the idea to make a card based around that concept.
So after getting permission from both Indi and Ace to use some goofy avatars they made of Adam, I present the Always Distracted At Monitor card. Dedicated to the distracted one himself of course. Enjoy!