"The End is Near..."
XDDDDD I thought of this as I sat at the airport, waiting for my flight. :3 That would be hilarious if it was! His real name is so normal... Nate River... Poor Near, I would create a fake name if mine sounded like some kind of land mark...
Image from Google Image search "Near screenshot death note"
Text from kyouyarenge
Hilariousness- priceless *shot*
Luv y'all! Comment, fav, hugs appreciated! :D