Welcome Challengers! ;D

This challenge is based off of a music channel I was watching in the Philippines. They kept talking about trying to find the next "Myx VJ" and you had to vote for which one you wanted. During the commercial it would show different people trying to be a VJ and would quickly explain what kind of music they would listen to, what they like, what's their moto, and other things about them.

So now that the backstory is out of the way, here is your goal:
Draw a picture that describes yourself.

It's quite simple and straight foward, but there are still quite a bit of rules.

NOTE: Funi points - imaginary points. Having a lot means I like it and that you follow rules well :D

Main Rules:
-Typical theOtaku.com rules
-Both Traditional and Digital art are accepted. Choose the one you use more often, or which you like better. That will score you Funi points.
-I would really like to have it colored. Unless you're a very indifferent kind of person or you like black and white(like me), then that could score you some Funi points because it reflects your personality. Just make sure that you at least try to put some shading in or something. I don't really want just lineart, unless the lineart is crazyyyyyy good(and believe me, they exist :D)
-HAVE YOUR USERNAME/NICKNAME ON IT. Make sure it's all big and flashy too. You can also use your first name if you are comfortable putting it out on the internet. For traditional artists, show off your calligraphy skills if you have any. Digital artists can use fonts, but CHOOSE YOUR FONT CAREFULLY. Everything reflects on who you are, so try finding a font that describes you the best.
-You must draw yourself in the picture. I would like it at least to the waist, because then you can draw yourself wearing what you usually wear, or what you would like to wear etc. If you want, you can draw full body. It's up to you.
-Fill your canvas as much as possible. I want to learn as much as I can JUST from looking at your pictre. Less open space equals more Funi points.
-Do NOT write anything explaining your picture ANYWHERE on your canvas. That is what the description box is for.[NOTE: However you still can write things on your picture(Ex: you like writing, books etc)]
-YOU MUST DESCRIBE YOUR PICTURE IN YOUR DESCRIPTION BOX. The idea is to let other people learn about you. One thing in your picture might have a thousand meanings behind it. Be sure to explain it. The longer the description, the more Funi points you get.

Traditional Art Rules:
-Please try to get a good quality, even if you have a bad scanner.

Digital Art Rules:
-You can use photoshop, GIMP, etc brushes and textures. However, I don't want your picture to be JUST those brushes and textures. I want you to draw the majority of it.

Hehe I'm a strict mama bear X3
IT'S A TEST TO SEE WHO FOLLOWS THE RULES BEST.(hehe rhyme)

Tips:
***I NEED TO SEE THAT YOU'VE PUT EFFORT INTO IT***
- Put as much creativity as you possibly can
- Detail will get you Funi points :D
- Everything should be clear and I should be able to tell what everything is.
- Everything on your picture SHOULD reflect who you are.

And Here's an example just in case you need some ideas!

Prizes:
1st place - 2 colored requests
2nd place - 1 colored request
3rd place - NOTHING Just kidding :D You get a lineart request~

*NOTE* I WILL comment on every entry, however I won't do it right away. I believe every entry deserves recognition. :)

Hopefully people join. I rarely get people to join my contests. D':
heck I'm just going to invite everyone. X3 even people I don't know
So if you see an invite from me and you're like "Who the heck is this" then that's why 8D

GO MY PRETTIES. YOU HAVE THREE MONTHS. GO GO GO