"Whoa, look at that old guy go! Big mess he's making."

"I told you he was going to do that, Outlaw S'kay. Didn't you see him at the end of the bar there?"

"Of course, Shuu the Kid, but wow. I'm a little drunk too, but not like that."

"S'kay, you had like two mugs of beer, at the most."

"What about you, Shuu? Aren't you drunk too?"

"I only have one and a half beers. I don't feel sick at all. Might feel different tomorrow, but I doubt it."

"But that guy...?"

"I heard the bartender calling him Joe. He told him twelve was enough."

"Twelve? Wow, that's way too many. Two was all I could handle. Shuu, I know I'd definitely dead a third time if I had that many. My mother used to be drunk, but eight was always her limit. I remember one time when I was a kid, she came home and threw up in the doorway."

"The younger guy, Andy, must be in your old shoes now. I think that's his son."

"Thank goodness I'm not in those shoes anymore. And certainly glad not in his old man's either."

"Why else did I suggest we come out here, S'kay?"

"We were in the middle of playing cards. I was wanting to finish the game first. I was trying to hold it long enough."

"Yeah but I had to piss too. That beer went through me really fast. I was watching the old guy going through beer..."

"...and then he started reaching for the pickles on the counter..."

"Yeah, that's when I said 'I gotta whiz, you coming or what?'"

"Yeah...I guess."

"Well, look at it this way. Good thing we're just a little drunk and taking a whiz, not super wasted and out here feeding the dirt, like he is over there."

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All right, I guess this is a good time to say that what this is about is the group from Japan is touring the US in this Old Western town. To fit with the theme, they are dressing like cowboys, playing the parts of law enforcement [link] and doing fun things to recapture the essence of what the 19th century in the western society was like.

Gives me a chance to play with looks, style, and even names. Like here, Yusuke's western name is Outlaw S'kay and Kurama's here is Shuu the Kid.