This actually happened. I was outside and I was hanging out with my friend Izzy (the cheetah). He was saying how he trained all the boys and how this small boy, andre, was his son. I wanted him to stop lying and playing around so i had an idea to make him stop. I asked him if I can be the mother, being all flirty. Knowing him, I thought he will say something like "*laugh* NO WAY! He is not my son, dummy" but he didnt. What he said was disgusting and disturbing to me since i dont like the thought of sex so i got angry, but i got the wrong idea. He was thinking of marriage. XD that proved that i was the perv... -/////-