XD I did this a week ago while on break in a hotel in my notebook for school. The idea actually came to me in a dream (well, a couple of Hetalia-related ideas did).
Russia wants to be your friend. You must join the motherland. He'll be standing right there while you sleep.
Whatever happens to Bieber next, we will never know... use your imagination. It couldn't possibly be worse than Russia kolkolkol-ing for 10 minutes