I was bored and wanted an excuse to elaborate on the characters and their designs so... Sucks to your assmar!

Now, I'm no historian when it comes to religious mythology but I feel pretty darn confidant with my research from wikipedia
Honestly, has anyone seen Jan Van Eyck's 15th century oil painting, the Arnolfini Wedding? It's gorgeous! What about the ancient Assyrian sculpture? Do some googlin' srsly.