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The Twelve Days of a Gensokyo Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A miko in a tea tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three spell cards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spell cards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight shikigami,
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine icy yosei,
Eight shikigami,
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten jealous elf chicks,
Nine icy yosei,
Eight shikigami,
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven yukkuri heads,
Ten jealous elf chicks,
Nine icy yosei,
Eight shikigami,
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve anemic tutors,
Eleven yukkuri heads,
Ten jealous elf chicks,
Nine icy yosei,
Eight shikigami,
Seven dolls a-flying,
Six border demons,
FIVE MASTER SPARKS,
Four half-ghost girls,
Three spellcards,
Two youkai cats,
And a miko in a tea tree.