This is what happens when you write bad Fanfiction.

“Sakura….or Hinata…”

Naruto pondered his eternal debate.

“Sakura….or Hinata…”

He could only take one to the prom.

“Sakura….or Hinata…”

Kiba came barreling into Naruto’s room and jumped on top of the orange clad ninja.

“KIBA! What the hell…..oh no, please don’t tell me the yaoi fangirls are at it again!”

“NO! NO! But it’s definitely the work of a fangirl….an OC…..female……too good looking to be true….”

The dog ninja fell back exhausted and lay on the floor panting. Naruto ran over and grabbed a beer from his fridge, then stared at it wondering how beer got in his fridge. He ran back over to Kiba and poured the alcohol in his mouth.

“Kiba, what are you saying?”

“There’s a Mary Sue on the loose, Naruto………and she’s coming for you!”