Here's my late, late Christmas poem that I started on Christmas, but never really got my act together and or finished it in time for even the year's end. *sighs* Oh well. I'm lame.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Baccano! or anything that has to do with it.

CLAIMER: I'm going to go post this on fanfiction.net in a jif.

NOTE: Ehhh... *waves hand nonchalantly* I know I'm not accurate; sue me.