DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in this, so don't go harshing on me, man.

NOTE: Written for a great film teacher as a "bonus" for when I turned in a recent term paper. He said he was in a fit of laughter while reading it and proceeded to ask if I did drugs. I don't partake in illegal substances, for the record, as it was all sleep deprivation, several cans of pop, something else sugary, french fried onions and way too many war movies about Vietnam that fueled this. Total crack ensued. You have been warned.

Go to the next page for mind-melting mockery of 'Nam films because I am that big of a jerk. Don't judge me; you'd do it too.