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    TheYummyIdeal

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/19/13 | Reply

    And please dont mock me if its bad this is my first time

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    TheYummyIdeal

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/19/13 | Reply

    Kenichi: Hey there good looking... want to get some ice cream with me?

    Rito: . . .

    Kenichi: Hey don't be thinking I'M the pervert... my cat saw your pantsu and told me to ask you out.

    Rito: *knocks cat on the head while on sign* ~ !

    Kenichi: *looks at Rito bewildered* um... i think thats considered animal abuse...

    Rito: I dont care! No one gets away with looking under my skirt ...and please dont tell anyone what color it was

    Kenichi: i sort of did... pink with teddy bears

    Rito: standing there shocked ~

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/16/13 | Reply

    Woman in background: "I think somebody left their virginity over here. Miss, is this yours?"

    Rito doesn't know how to respond. . .

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    RaiumiTheKHfan

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/15/13 | Reply

    There is nothing that can gross you out any more than being sneezed on by a Kenichi

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    Eluria

    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    Kenichi: ACHOO! oh, sorry, i have a cat allergy..

    Rito: Um, but, this is a plushy store...i-isn't it??

    or~

    Kenichi: You probably thought this cat was alive...nope.


    Last edited by Eluria at 10:00:54 PM EST on January 14, 2013.

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    KeenHavoc

    Senior Otaku++ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    In the matter of a few hundred cels Rito has just realized that what started out as a simple walk toward the camera has literally take them to a whole other level.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:57:29 AM EST on January 20, 2013.

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    dr Muraki

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    It's always the quiet ones that are the worst perverts

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    Neko Nana Mode

    System Ghost (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    Kenichi just asked Rito if she wanted to meet his neighborhood Totoro.

    NNM

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    nimbusoak

    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    Kenichi is under the sad impresstion that Rito's "You look really hot" face and her "Good grief, what ARE you wearing?!" face are the same.

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    KeenHavoc

    Senior Otaku++ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply

    Hoping to spring board off of Splenda's relative success, locals launch the "It feels like real cat because it's made with real cats" line of plushies.
    While the plushies were somewhat controversial, it was the joint restaurant that used the leftovers that elicited the most varied reactions from the public.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:55:24 AM EST on January 20, 2013.

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    SomeGuy

    Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    @Desbreko:

    Eep. I'll fix that.

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    Desbreko

    Brimming with Love (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    Names got mixed up somewhere along the way. The girl on the left is Rito and the guy on the right is Kenichi. (Saruyama is Kenichi's family name.)


    Last edited by Desbreko at 9:17:05 PM EST on January 13, 2013.

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    DeidaraNarutoClan

    Mightyena Queen <3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    Saruyama has two great fears. One of them is looking badly on her date. The second is seeing cats planking.

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    Creshendeath

    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    you must have bad breath in order to cause that reaction in someone.

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    Darkarax

    Senior Otaku++ | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    That awkward moment when you try to kiss and then your date sneezes on you.

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    You would think you're cheeky when you need a kiss to make that cut on your lip better, but you're not.

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    CelestialSushi

    Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    Her fear of all things feline even extends to bad impersonations of cats.

    OR

    I wouldn't want to be seen with him either.


    If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D

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    Dranzerstorm

    Master of Lists (Otakuite++) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply

    I got nothing, like a good poker player I fold.


    Last edited by Dranzerstorm at 4:54:23 PM EST on January 13, 2013.