What NCIS Character Are You?
98% (203 votes)
Out of curiosity, are you an American citizen?
All of my life.
And this is relevent...why?
I'm not an American citizen, remember?
Were you a part of the armed forces or any organization like it prior to joining NCIS? If so, what was it?
Yes. I was a sniper for the United States Marine Corps.
Yes. I was a police officer.
Yes. I was a member of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Yes. I was a member of the Mossad.
What do you do as a member of NCIS?
I organize missions.
I make certain that the "second-in-command" actually does their job.
I do a lot of the advanced technical stuff.
I do autopsies.
I work with evidence in the lab.
What do you do in your spare time?
I work on a boat that's in my basement.
I watch the classics.
I draw and/or relax.
I sharpen my skills.
I go to concerts around town, play bowling with nuns, and some other stuff.
I play videogames.
How do you describe yourself?
(choose at least 2 and at most 7 answers)
How do your teammates describe you?
(choose at least 2 and at most 7 answers)
Do you get along with your teammates?
To a certain extent.
How far would you go to get evidence?
I'm not at liberty to answer that.
If I can get away with it...
Only as far as the law will take me.
As far as I can... then go further.
How do you determine if a suspect is telling you the truth or not?
I look into their eyes and follow my gut.
I follow what the evidence tells me.
I follow my instincts.
I don't interrogate suspects.
It's time for interrogation. What's your style?
Let them suffer in silence for a while, come in abruptly, then rattle them to the core.
Pretend like I'm an incompetent moron (which everyone knows I'm not) for a while, then turn the tables on them by revealing that I know everything (which I always do).
My style depends on their profile.
I keep them at a safe distance from me, and when things really get heated up show a minor form of force.
Pretend that I'm a meek man that they can easily walk over or fool, then turn the tables on them by showing then just what kind of agent I really am.
It's not within my job description to interrogate people, but when it comes to getting answers to questions that haven't been asked my policy is to profile them, look for minor details that give them away, then extract everything I need to turn the case around.
Again, I don't interrogate suspects.
One of your teammates ends up in a life-or-death situation. What is your reaction and what are you going to do?
...! (*already out the door*)
You've got to be kidding me! (*runs after the first*)
That's not good! (*stands by to assist the first two via electronic intervention*)
Oh no you don't! (*assists in whatever way possible*)
The mission is complete. What are you going to do?
Go straight home after doing some final paperwork.
Go out on my next date.
Invite my coworkers to dinner.
It's the next day at the office. What are you most likely doing?
Listening to the director about the next assignment.
Talking on the phone with my date, my next date, or enlightening my teammates on valuable movie trivia.
Trying to listen in on whatever idiotic move my teammate is trying to do next or trying to counter their pointless talk on classic movies.
Going through files on my computer and trying to stay out of the argument that's bound to happen between teammates 2 and 3.
I'm in the lab chilling out to my music while having fun with evidence.
I'm having a conversation with my patients at the morgue.
You're out at a crime scene. What do people outside your team make of you?
They know I'm an agent and keep their distance.
They know I'm an agent but confuse me with CSI.
They don't know about me until I come out to examine the body.
They have a hard time believing that I work in forensics (I wonder why?).
What's your usual attire?
What type of music do you listen to?
I only have a few home-made tapes. That's all I need.
Almost anything popular.
Whatever I like.
Classical or bagpipes.
What is your most valuable object(s)?
My super-cute, farting stuffed animal.
Knowledge...even though that's not a tangible object.
Last question: do you drink coffee?
Yes, but only if it's the way I like it.
Nope. I drink Caf-Pow.
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