"Nautical Acquisition and Redistribution Specialist"- CarbonBlack

Nautical - of or having to do with sailors, ships, or navigation
Acquisition - and acquiring or being acquired
Redistribution - (if you dont know what this means, you're a moron...)) to distribute again or in a different way
Specialist - a person who specializes in a particular field of study, professional work

In otherwords, a pirate.