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send either on them a PM asking to join, then tell them that you would like ME to be your host~
Because I am just that amazing, no?


Ohey. I didn't forget.

I'm back.
So what have I missed?



I'm sorry.
I cannot be online much anymore.
A lot of stuff is happening.
I'll be back when I can.

It seems I will be spending a lot of time making up for things when I do....

Again, I am sorry...



I will be off from TheOtaku for a little while.
I'll explain further at a later date.
For now all I can tell you is that I'll be back in 2 weeks.
Don't worry.


God damn it..

Tagged by quincygirl.

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Haven't been to a prom :

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
er... Kinda impossible, so no

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
mmm... Vodka? Yeah, probably

4. What was your FIRST job?
eh... pass

5. What was your FIRST car?
A 1974 black Monte Carlo

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
I don't text. Texting is for n00bs.

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
The ice cream man.... I still didn't get any god damn ice cream >.>

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?

10. Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Really? Isn't that kind of obvious?
It's Mello you derp face. Yeah.. i guess we're still friends...

11. What was your FIRST sport you played?
Nice grammar.

12. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
-yawn- This is lame

13. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Aunt Jemima, and yes my waffles were delicious

14. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Linder got married when I was like... 9 to some whore

15. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Your mom

16. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Lame concerts at school

17. FIRST tattoo or piercing?
.......... Wouldn't you like to know >.>

18. FIRST foreign country you went to?

19. What was your FIRST run in with the law?
...... I'm a pirate :D

20. When was your FIRST detention?
My first day at school

21. What was the FIRST state you lived in?
State of insanity

22. Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Ke$ha... Her love is my drug.... it is... it really is

23. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Don't remember

24. Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Taco Bell.

25. Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Kyra better.

I tag everyone that reads this


Just kidding
Now you have to do this
I tag you >]
Yes you. EVERYONE!!
Except Ky... She doesn't get tagged...

1. Are you ready... for the most epic tag ever?

2. Let’s get started then!! Paper or plastic?!
Paper, it's more eco friendly

3. Now for everybody's favorite question! What's your favorite color?
I choose to not pick favorites

4. Isn't HE just the greatest?!
He? God? Don't believe.

5. Do you believe in true love?
Eh... Sure

6. Are you good in bed?
Well I like bed.... Sleep if a rarity for me e.e"

7. Do you like chocolate?
No >[

8. Who was the last person you kissed on theO?
... No one :[

9: Who was the last person you texted?

10. When was the last time you were in 'love'?
..... In?

11. Do you want any children? If so, who with?
Maybe.... Not sure yet, but if I did have kids I'd love for them to be with XXXXXXXXXX :]

12. Have you ever been nude in front of someone of the opposite gender?
.................................... yes ._.

13. What plans do you have for this weekend?
Going to Oklahoma to... do some stuff

14. Can you name ALL the pokemon?
This is a stupid question.... No one can know all of the Pokemon, because not all of the Pokemon have been discovered. Derp derp? Oh yes... very derp.

15. Do you sing in the shower?

16. Do you dance in the shower?

17. Are you gonna have a "party" tonight?
;D IN BED?!?!?!? No.... to busy :|

18. Wanna dance with no pants on?!

19. What are your 5 favorite countries?
eh... Germany, the US, Ireland, Russia, Chile, Japan.... oh that's already 6...

20. Would you ever meet up with someone you randomly met on the internet?

21. Can you count to 10?
No... You caught me -eye roll-

22. What does the word BISHIE mean to you?
I know what it means, I just don't care enough to think about it.

23. Who was the last person of opposite gender did you say “I Love You” to?

24. Who was the last person to Glomp you?
um... Trish I think

25. Edward or Jacob?

26. Iceberg straight ahead!!!
I'll never let go Jack...LOL JK this waters freezing, peace!

27. If you could do anything you wanted for one day, what would it be?
Fly... Which technically I already CAN do >]

not again....

29. Are you feeling alive?!
This was a triumph..
I'm making a note here.
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
(if you name the song, i'l give you 3 points :D

30. Ever drawn Hentai?

31. What would you do if someone stole your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Well we couldn't of been that close now could we?

32. Have you ever stabbed someone? O_o
... ..> Mayyyybeeeee

33. Do you like waffles?
YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES!!... and French Toast and Pancakes xD
(what's with all of the song references?)

34. Did you look at the number of this question and think it was 43? or at least hope it was?
....I was hoping I was done...

35. What is your favorite day of the week?

36. fav holiday?
any holiday that gives me free stuff, no work, or sleep...

37. Do you think HE is hot?

38. All I want for Christmas is-
New DSi

39. what would you do if you and the person you like were trapped under the mistletoe?
Kiss them

40. Are you getting tired of these questions?
YES >[ hatehatehatehatehatehate

41. Would you risk your life for someone else?

42. Would you rip the wings off of a butterfly for a million dollars?

43. Can you do the Carameldance?

44. can you do the bacchikoi?
-googles it- No? BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE!!!!!!
It's from Naruto.... gross.... I'll try it

45. What do you think is romantic?
.... skip

46. Anime cosplay or Furry cosplay?
Anime... Furries piss me off

47. Are you bored?
It's too hot to be bored

48. would you rather eat needles than do this quiz?

49. Are you irritated by anything right now?
This tag

50. animals or people?
Do cyber people count?

51. What do you hear right now?
phone ringing

52. Hug a tree or hug me?

53. Do you recycle everyday?
eh kinda

54. Skydiving or Deep Sea Diving?
Deep Sea

55. Do you think kittens are cute?

56. If you saw a kitten all alone and lost on the side of the road, what would you do?
keep it xD

57. What is your favorite movie?

58. Movie or Book?

59. If you have a host on here, who is your favorite?
I am a host.....

60. Would you want to meet a host/fangirl on here in RL?

61. Where would you go if you could go back in time?
...... How far?

62. Fruits or Vegetables?

63. Would you ever dye your hair?
yeah sure

64. What matters more to you? Beauty or Brains.

65. Do you own a panda hat?

66. Who are you in love with?

67. Do you think the person you're in love with loves you too?
hope so .//.

68. When was the last time you had a shower?
no comment

69. Are you in your pajamas?
..................not really >]

70. Do you have a tan?

71. Do you regret anything from your past?

72. Do you collect anything?

73. What do you see yourself doing in a year?
I take life as it comes day by day

74. If you had 5 hours to live who/what would you do?
Spend time with the people that mean the most to me

75. You're halfway done! How do you feel?

76. Where is your best friend?
idk. I havent seen him in almost 2 months

77. Do you wear glasses?
Nope... goggles >]

78. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
;] ask them

79. did you think this question was question 97?

80. Dream Vacation?
Sleep... and food... lots of sleep and food... and somewhere with either air conditioning or somewhere thats just plain cool

81. Are you eating anything at the moment?
Ice cream :D

82. Who would you like to talk to right now?
............................. Ky ._.

83. What would you do for a klondike bar?
What wouldn't I do

84. Do you miss anyone right now?

85. What are you gonna do tonight?
finger paints!!!!

86. Are you Hot?
Well... It's quite warm out....

87. What is your favorite flavor lollipop?
Blue raspberry, and rootbeer

88. what are you wearing right now?
Jeans and a black tank top... it's hot as hell

89. What time did you go to bed last night?

90. What is a question you refuse to answer?
....... Look for yourself

91. Do you have an attitude?

92. What's the last thought in your head that involved someone you like?
'I wonder where she went the other day after she said she had to go...'

93. Do you feel like you deserve something more in life?
... I wish I had something more, but I don't think I deserve it

94. What turns you on?
>.> wouldnt you like to know

95. Do you write poetry?

96. What is your Deepest, Darkest Secret?
>.> pass

97. What would you do if someone found out your deepest, darkest secret?
kill them

98. How would you describe yourself so that someone could pick you out?
... Gamer, dresses weird, unsocial, wears goggles usually, smokes constantly, and LOVES motorcycle boots even though he hates motorcycles

99. What is your favorite music genre?
What ever kinds sound good at the time?

100.If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
hmmmm.... way too hard to pick xDDD1

101. Do you wish upon shooting stars?

102.What does love mean to you?
What does love, got to do, got to do with it~
idk... something that no one can fully understand until they've experienced it, i guess

103. do you believe the fortunes in fortune cookies?
Eh sometimes

104.Who was the first person who broke your heart?
... no comment

105. Do you like pool parties?
Not unless they're indoors

106. Are you tired of random questions?

107. do you like singing nursery rhymes?

108. Do you love being the center of attention?

109. what should you be doing other than this right now?
.... Something important probably

110. If the end of the world was coming and you could save one person who would it be?
hmm.... I would save one of two people, either my crush or my best friend... Can I save my crush, and give my safe place to my best friend? I'm sure they'd get along just fine :D

111. Would you be happy if this was the end like the last epic tag?
:| it's not over yet?

112. What was the first thing that popped into your mind when you read this?
'I hate you so much for tagging me in this Kyra.'

113. do you sleep with stuffed animals?

114. If you were stuck in a room with someone of the opposite gender, would you take advantage of them?

115. What do you thing the most romantic place is?
Somewhere classic

116. Why are there so many love questions?!?!
Because Love and Joy. ._.
er.... -dances-

117. Do you wish the love questions were finished with?
kinda >.>

118. What is the most over rated thing?

119. When is your birthday?
February 1st

120. Would you use a Death Note?
>.> maybe

121. what would you do if you found a friend of yours using a deathnote?
take it like the ninja i am.. they wouldnt even notice it was gone >]

122. What appeals to you more? Love or Hate?
Love, even though they are both close to being the same thing, they're both just forms of passion and come from the same part of your brain. You cant have one with out the other

123. Do you wish this quiz was never made?
Very much so.

124. What body part do you wash first?
;] wouldnt you like to know~

125. You're almost to the end!

126.Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
idk.... I hate pda's e.e

127. How many jelly beans do you think are in the jar?
7... I ate the rest

128. Do you want to bring sexy back?
;D too late~

129. what would you do if you were working on this, got to this question, and your computer just Crashed?
well I wouldnt do it again

130. Name three things that you don't like!
eh too much work

131. Would you ever do the pelvic thrust?

132. Do you ever dream about dirty things?
I'm not saying yes or no, but everyone does it... It's just apparently frowned upon to be talked about out loud

133. What website do visit the most?
....TheOtaku, Google and youtube

134. is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
maybe >.>

135. Would you ever throw a random party for someone?
eh.. sure

136. Have you ever been tied up?
e.e .....
can I pass this one too?

137. Do you like school?

138. A GIANT BANANA!! What was the first thing that came to your mind?
Fucking Vocaloids are taking over the world.....

139. Do you have annoying friends?
>.> yeah

140. Do you give in easily?

141. Do you like to set stuff on fire?
>] maybe

142. What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Ice cream... WHICH I NOW HAVE!!!!!!!!

143. Do you share your hopes and dreams with people?

144. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Pry open the side... LIKE A NINJA

145. Do you like amusement parks?
eh too crowded

146. What color are your bed sheets?
.....Pink >.> never am I trusting Mello to do the laundry

147. What is your love life like?
Pretty lame at the moment actually

148.Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?

149. Are you gonna tag anyone?
eh... yeah.... anyone reading this is tagged >]

150. LAST QUESTION!! Would you be my friend?
You made this. So no.

Bite me.