What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

DISCLAIMER:

We do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fanfiction (except for any OC mentioned along with Alazne and Cyrus). Some of the material in this fanfic may be seen as offensive to people, so if you are easily offended, please go find some other fanfic (of mine) to read. Thank you, and enjoy.

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Mokona: Moko-Kitty followed Yuko's advice and (hic) Moko-Kitty's arm not (hic) hurt!!!!!! Guess what Moko(hic)Kitty did...Wheeeeeee! (hic) Meow meow meow meow...

Fai: Okay...what?

Mokona: Sake!

Fai: AWESOME! Hey! Mind giving me some? I LOVE sake!

Mokona: Here (hic), Take it. Meow meow meow meow meow Kyaaaa!!!!!!!

Fai: YAY! (hic) Fai LUV Yuko! (hic) Meow meow meow!

Mokona: Wheeeeeeee---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KURO-TAN IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE THE--(hic)Wha?

Kurogane: Let me guess...YOU GOT DRUNK AGAIN YOU LITTLE PORK BUN!!!!!!! GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!! THAT GOES FOR YOU TO FAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fai: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!! <jumps onto nearby couch and starts running across it with Kurogane not far behind>

<Mokona grabs remaining sake bottles puts them in himself and runs the other way>

Mokona: Wheeeeeeeee! Fai! Keep him away!

Fai: SURE! (hic) You'll never catch me, Daddy!

(Kurogane gets REALLY mad and starts sprinting after Fai)

Kurogane: GET BACK HERE YOU DIRTY LITTLE RAT! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!!!

Mokona: Yuko! Reinforce!

<Mokona spits out ninjas, archers, machine gunners, spearmen, and ODSTs. Kurogane kills them all. Mokona spits out Tomoyo. Kurogane stops moving altogether>

Fai: I KNEW you had a crush on Tomoyo!

Kurogane: (blushing) I DO NOT!

Tomoyo: You don't? (looks really sad)

Kurogane: Well, um...maybe...

Fai and Mokona: WE KNEW IT! (hi-five) (Kurogane gets ticked and starts to chase them)

Kurogane: GET BACK HERE YOU <censored>ing <censored>s!

Tomoyo: (just laughs at him) You never change, do you?

Kurogane: Well...you could say that...

Fai: Special Fai and Mokona Cannon Attack! (chucks Mokona as hard as he can) HIYA! (Mokona hits Kurogane square in the face)

MUCH LATER

Syaoran: Uh...Fai? What's with all the bodies?