Alazne: <thinking> Not that I'd mind being his temporary girlfriend...Wait! Then you're just being unfaithful to Ikuto! Mustn't think of that!
Kish: I only like Ichigo.
Alazne: And Cyrus, you know that I'm a fangirl, but I still have someone else I like!
Ikuto: I didn't know that fangirls could have an actual crush.
Alazne: SHUT UP. <just remembering something> Oh, Cyrus. Do you know what yaoi is?
Ikuto, Kurogane, Fai: YAOI!?
Kurogane: You're not thinking-
Fai: of calling in-
Ikuto: YAOI FANGIRLS?!
Alazne: <smiles that chilling smile> Precisely!
<Ikuto, Kurogane, and Fai run over to Cyrus after standing still in shock for a few minutes>
Kurogane: You're a dead man, if she calls them in!
Cyrus: Why? What's yaoi?
Alazne, Ikuto, Kurogane, Fai: ...
Alazne: He lives a sheltered life.
Kurogane: No kidding.
Cyrus: What the heck is yaoi?
Fai: I am not telling him.
Ikuto: <nods in agreement>
Alazne: He can just Google it.
Kurogane: True...
Cyrus: WHAT IN ****ING **** IS YAOI?!
Alazne: You are going to regret ever asking.
