CHAA! Welcome to the ANBU Lounge, where crazy ninja can get together and just post stuff (a.k.a. a blog about my friends' and my life as a ninja in the Naruto parallel and/or alternate universe)...Um...Okay, enough. I'm not Hinata. I'm more like Tsunade, according to my buds...CHAA! Bring me Kakashi and no one gets hurt. Except maybe Ebisu and Jiraiya for peeking.....So, let the kunai fall where they may and let the ninja-ing begin...(I didn't say go yet, Naruto.)**Also, I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, other than merchandise, anime, and manga that I have bought. Those are my copies, they're legal, and good luck trying to get your grubby little paws on them...** (pulls out her bow)

Mission 1, Debriefing

Cat, Zhen, and I stood before Tsunade-sama, the Godaime. Jiraiya stood in front of us at the center. The Hokage, after the report, asked the one question that we had hoped that she wouldn't. "So, what exactly is the fantasy illusion no jutsu?"...

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Mission 1, Day 10: Worst Jutsu Ever

"Actually, Jiraiya-sensei," I started with a wide and evil smile breaking over my face, "it might be best if you let Zhen-chan do the whole genjutsu-slash-data-extraction operation. She is the most depraved mind here, after all." I reached over,...

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Mission 1: Day 9: Genjutsu

Cat, Zhen, and the Toad Sage appeared directly behind me. Jiraiya appraised the situation quickly with a little perverted smile. "You should do this more often," Jiraiya said with a smirk, "you seem to have a talent for it." I cussed ...

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Mission 1: Day 8: Lair of the Snake

Kabuto eventually led me to a dark and bleak hole in the ground, which, from my briefings, seemed perfect for Orochimaru. He had taken me right to the snake's den, as we had expected he would. With those cursed arms that the former Sannin now sp...

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Mission 1: Day 7: Kabuto

I went to the appointed place at the appointed time...dressed in a kimono a grade nicer than my street-walker-hoochie-mama bar outfit. My hair was down, for once and my make-up toned down. I looked more like a lady than I had...since I had begun...

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