CHAA! Welcome to the ANBU Lounge, where crazy ninja can get together and just post stuff (a.k.a. a blog about my friends' and my life as a ninja in the Naruto parallel and/or alternate universe)...Um...Okay, enough. I'm not Hinata. I'm more like Tsunade, according to my buds...CHAA! Bring me Kakashi and no one gets hurt. Except maybe Ebisu and Jiraiya for peeking.....So, let the kunai fall where they may and let the ninja-ing begin...(I didn't say go yet, Naruto.)**Also, I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, other than merchandise, anime, and manga that I have bought. Those are my copies, they're legal, and good luck trying to get your grubby little paws on them...** (pulls out her bow)

Mission 1: Day 6: The Appointment

The next night... ...

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Mission 1: Day 5: Closet Pervert of the Hidden Sound

There's always an abundance of closet perverts in any town, though the Hidden Villages seem to harbor the most. Prime example: Jiraiya-sensei, Ebisu-sensei, Kakashi-sensei, Hokage-Sarutobi, and half of the other shinobi running around loose. Th...

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Mission 1: Day 4: Bar-room Brawl

I squared off quickly against the tipsy ninja. The fight lasted five minutes. Apparently, if you flash even the slightest bit of cleavage at a drunken shinobi, he will stop (even in the middle of a fight) to stare. With the low neckline of my k...

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Mission 1: Day 3: Sound Village Capers

Jiraiya-sensei, Cat, Zhen, and I all disembarked from the train as soon as it stopped. Then, once we had gotten two hotel rooms--Jiraiya arguing playfully that only one room was needed--as we threatened to kill him, we set off to the sleaziest pa...

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Mission 1: Day 2: Kimonos and Kunai

Cat, Zhen, and I looked distastefully at the trashy clothes Jiraiya held out to us. "Why do I get the feeling that you are enjoying this far too much for your own good?" Zhen asked with a twisted grimace on her face. The Toad Sage chuckled...

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