CHAA! Welcome to the ANBU Lounge, where crazy ninja can get together and just post stuff (a.k.a. a blog about my friends' and my life as a ninja in the Naruto parallel and/or alternate universe)...Um...Okay, enough. I'm not Hinata. I'm more like Tsunade, according to my buds...CHAA! Bring me Kakashi and no one gets hurt. Except maybe Ebisu and Jiraiya for peeking.....So, let the kunai fall where they may and let the ninja-ing begin...(I didn't say go yet, Naruto.)**Also, I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, other than merchandise, anime, and manga that I have bought. Those are my copies, they're legal, and good luck trying to get your grubby little paws on them...** (pulls out her bow)

Day 13: Chief Toad Gamabunta

As the wall of fire came crashing toward me, I summoned all of my chakra to my feet. Leaping up, I landed on the one place that I could be even marginally safe. On top of the freakin' toad's head. Naruto had told me that if you wanted to piss o...

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Day 12: In Over My Head

I looked at the Chief Toad and the Sage atop his head with more than a little trepidation. Jiraiya-sensei was looking at me like I was a mousy morsel and he was one hungry cat. In other words, I was lunch. Cat and Zhen, smarter than me, had hid...

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Day 11: FAIL

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, CHESSY!!!" Jiraiya shouts, making sure his uh... jingle bells...were well protected. He was gaining on us. "When I catch up to you, I'm am going to...." The Pervy Sage shouted out a lengthy and graphic speech on exactl...

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Day 10: Jingle Balls...uh...Bells

Cat, Zhen, and I laughed our collective @$$ off as our sensei, the Legendary Sannin of Konoha, tried to put out his captain's quarters. After about three minutes of the smell of roasted rump, he succeeded. As he recovered, I pulled my scimitar, ...

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Day 9: Plan Battleship

Cat hopped from branch to branch, carefully placing her feet so as not to draw attention to herself. It was only a matter of time before Jiraiya-sensei found her...she'd have to make this quick. She jumped down in front of the door to the Tower....

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