"The Senkai Gate!"
The two guards rushed over to the gate and observed it.
"...Nobody's there." One of the guards scratched his head, puzzled.
"Hm. That's strange--" the other guard began to say, but was interrupted as a man walked in.
"Hey." He said, casually strolling past the two guards.
"Y-You!" One of the guards began to shout. "Who let you in Soul Society? Where do you come from???"
"Nowhere." The man shrugged. "Just, y'know, Texas."
The two poor guards had no idea what was coming next, for they had not a clue that the man standing in front of them was Chuck Norris.
Chuck delivered a mighty roundhouse kick to their heads, nearly blowing their eyes out of their sockets.