Hetalia Meme thing

Pick 10 random characters.
1. America
2. China
3. England
4. Canada
5. Hungry
6. Prussia
7. Austria
8. Italy
9. Spain
10. Romano

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
America: PUT DOWN THE CHOCOLATE....AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Me: *wipes chocolate off face* Whoops

2 confesses his love to you.
China: Wǒ ài nǐ, aru.... *blushing*
Me:...........*blushes* UMM UMM...*runs*

You win a free holiday with 3
Me: OK, SO...I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE...AND YOU SHALL SHOW ME ALL THE BEST HISTORICAL SITES....AND HOGWARTS...I KNOW IT IS REAL

England:.................................*facepalms*

1 saves your life.
America: *pulls me away from the car that was going to hit me while I read and walk*
Me: ;A; T-thank you
America: No worries. I AM THE HERO.
Me:....*looks down at book* ............YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE *whacks book with*

10 is living in your house.
Me: *throws a book at Romano* Romano, go get a job!

You find 3's mobile phone (cellphone).
Me: And now I will write down, J.K. Rowling's number....Prince Harry's, Daniel Radcliffe's...
England: What the bloody hell do you think you are doing?
Me:...*flees*

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.
Italy: Cheeerrooooo!!! *SOB* I had a nightmare!
Me:....Go bother germany...
Italy: Germany is gone! WAAAHH!
Me:....*pats bed and soothes him*

9 kidnaps you.
Me: Spain...Spain...You kidnapped the wrong girl. Kiki is in the room next door.
Spain:...Whoops!

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
Me: *pokes him* I will keep poking you until you move.
Romano: -______-***
Me: *poke* *poke*
Romano: NO WAY IN HELL AM I MOVING!
Me:......*sits on him* PROBLEM SOLVED.

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Me: AMERICA LOVES AUSTRIA? VHAT?!
Canda: Shhh they will hear you.
America: I LOVE YOU. AND YOUR MUSIC! *fanboying*
Austria: Ya, would you like an autograph or something? I really must be going.

2 and 9 are arguing.
Spain: Bull fighting is way manlier than karate.
China: Jackie Chan is more popular than one bull fight, aru. Plus...it's cruel.

6 is molesting 3.
Me: PRUSSIA. PRUSSIA... WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ENGLAND?
Prussia: I'm just trying to...
Me: *whacks with frying pan* NO YAOI
Prussia: Get mine money back. Oh look at all ze Gilbirdz *passes out*

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Me: *Drags Austria in along with me* You get Hungry and be a prince... I'll save the tsundere.
Romano: YOU ARE AN IDIOT. It's not like I am happy you saved my life or anything.
Hungry: Oh Austria! You are my hero! *kisses*

2 is invisible.
China: So this is what it feels like to be Canada

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
Me: MAYBE
Prussia: Spain is not as awesome as the awesome me!

3 and 4 pull a prank on you.
England: LOOK. IT IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE!
Me: DAAAAN!!!!
Canada: Actually it's Justin Beiber.
Me: *falls on knees dramatically* NOOOOOOOO!!! DAAAANNNNNN!!!!

1 and 9 steal your boat.
Me: WHAT BOAT?
America: This one! *sails away on the Chino ship*
Me: MY SHIP. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spain: Sorry. Pirate I am!

While 5 and 7 rob your house.
Me: ;A; HUNGRY....AUSTRIA...WHY?
Austria: We were not really stealing...
Hungry: You forgot to return some of Austria's CD's and we needed it.
Me: Oh... ;A; Ok.....

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.
Prussia; The awesome me is too awesome to give you one of mein awesome organs

America: Hey, dude, I heard you need a new organ...BUT with my new socialized health careObamacare...it could take months before you could get into the hospital! SO! GOOD LUCK!

Me:....................*SOB*

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Me: ROMANO...WHY? *SOB*
Romano: You ate my pasta.
America: CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!
China: Aru! *saves me*

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
Romano: *hitting head against rock*
Italy: *somehow makes pasta for us all*
Spain: *bothering Romano and is the cause of the head bashing*
Austria: *trying to get help*
Me: This is better than TV

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

America and Austria: *doing a monkey dance*

Romano: Is Austria drunk?
Me:....I think so....

2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.
China: Aiya! You are such a drunk, like all Prussians.
Prussia: Nein! We are never drunk. We can hold our beer!
Italy: *looks at Canada* Who are you? It's nice to meet you!
Canada:....I'm Canada...We've met before, Italy...

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2
doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
Greece is in love with Japan who is in love with England but England is in love with Greece. Greece doesn't love England back, Japan doesn't love Greece back, and England doesn't love Japan back.

Me: EVERYONE IS FRIENDZONED. Except Hungry and Austria. OTP!

I TAG JENNY....AND ANYONE ELSE INTERESTED.

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