This world has changed it's title so much, Rishi doesn't know what to name it anymore! So Rish decided to name it The World With Many Titles! XD And it's a contest world, to boot. X3

The results of Rishi's last contest are finally in! The next one should start up very, very soon. <3

So enjoy yourselves, kay?

~Rishi, teh genki girl~

What They Would Say...book one, chapter two

A/N: Well, things with this series of features have gotten complicated, but I've cleared things up with SomeGuy, so I can continue this feature once a week on Fridays and Saturdays, and after about four of these little features I'm going to re-post it into one big post! So please do your best to ask questions as much as possible! Thanks!

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SaxGirl has a few questions to ask!:

Naruto: who would you rather have in your team (if you could choose anyone from one of the other teams) than Sasuke?

NARUTO: Well, Sakura would definatly be on my team! And a replacement for Sasuke...hmm...anyone would do. I couldn't care less...as long as he's off my team. Believe it!

Sakura: same question, but for Naruto

SAKURA: Well, other then Sasuke, Lee is a pretty nice guy...maybe I could help him with his looks and that God-awful bowl cut...

Sasuke: same for both of them

SASUKE: No one. I work ALONE.

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mewmewpudding has a bunch of questions!

Haru: You ride your bike enough, so what do you do when it breaks down?

HARU: I hug a pretty girl and travel as a cow, of course. That has gotten me into trouble quite a few times, though...

Shigure: How do you get over your writer's block?

SHIGURE: What's a writers block? No, no! I don't get writers blocks. What I get is editors blocks. *smirk*

Tohru: What do you do when a color sock/other article of clothing gets thrown into the 'whites only' load?

TOHRU: Oh no! There was a colored sock in the whites only?!?! I messed up again! I washed it with the whites AGAIN!!!! I'm so sorry...

Kyo: What do you do when some guy starts asking for your money on the street?

KYO: Why bother asking? I'd beat the hell out of him, of course.

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And of course, Squee-Neji has many, many good questions for us!

Neji: How do you get your hair to be so silky?

NEJI: My secret? I use HARU BEAUTY PRODUCTS, of course. That, and the silk-i-fier. But you didn't hear it from me.

Shikamaru: How come your ponytail defies gavity?

SHIKAMARU: I get it from my dad, who gets it from his dad, who gets it from a pinapple who lives under the sea...

Iruka: Would you rather teach a kindergarden class or a class with Naruto in it?

IRUKA: Well...having Naruto for three years was hell, but kindergarteners are pretty much like a bunch of Narutos, except more hyper and troublesome. So I'd rather have a class with Naruto in it, thank you.

Iruka: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike.

IRUKA: What the--?!?!

Kakashi: Kakashi X Iruka. . . .Like or dislike

KAKASHI: Now, come, Iruka, it's not that bad...I enjoy seeing the types of stories these youngins come up with...

Kankuro: What is YOUR funk power? (Don't understand, see Naruto abridge series 21)

KANKURO: Well, I don't like saying it, but I am one of the best when it comes to singing. So CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Naruto: What do you look for in a girl?

NARUTO: She's gotta be nice, and not care about looking pretty or dieting or anything, or the fact that I'm possessed by the nine-tailed fox. And she has to like ramen. That's a must.

A/N: Hope you liked my answers! Allthough...there weren't nearly as many questions as last time...so! Everyone, do your best to come up with at least THREE to TEN questions this time, and I'll answer them next week! Ja ne!

Questions for you all!

Well...

Rishi has a few subscribers now...

So Rishi was wondering...

How come you subscribed to Rishi? Was it because Rishi was your friend on MyOtaku? Because you liked Rishi's stories? Rishi would like to know why people subscribe to her. (Other then you, Squeechan. Rishi knows why you subscribe to Rishi. :D)

Rishi was just wondering...^^

Rishi was trying her best to be who she really was online, but is Rishi really being who she is? How do you see Rishi? A good writer? A nice person? Rishi wants to know.

Bye bye!
Rishi

What they would say part three

A/N: You really don't need to read these in order, ne? Thanks for all the questions, everyone! :D And Rishi's sorry she can't answer all of them...but there were a lot of questions...byun!

tokyokisshu asks:

Shigure - err, do you find dog food appealing at all? Just wondering...

SHIGURE: Dog food?! Where?! Tohru, we have dog food?! Yum!

Hatsuharu - considering cows have four stomachs (and can eat grass), does that mean that you can digest grass in a human form as well?

HATSUHARU: Don't make me do it again. It was not fun.

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mewmewpudding asks:

Ed: How do feel about not being able to ride all the rides at amusement parks?

ED: It SUCKS!

Al: Have you ever tried sticking magnets to yourself?

AL: Yeah...big brother had to help me pull them off...*shiver*

Al: How many animals have you tried to fit your armor?

AL: Seventeen. And a mouse, but I don't think that counts.

Kyo: Ever tried catnip?

KYO: GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME! SERIOUSLY!

Yuki: Do you really enjoy all that cross-dressing? Your brother sure seems to love it.

YUKI: My...brother...?! *twitch*

Yuki: Who do you prefer most out of the Student Council?

YUKI: Um, Machi-san...Kakeru is way to hyper, Kimi is...well, Kimi, and Nao is too angry all the time. Reminds me of how I used to be.

Haru: Got milk? (Ahaha... I already know the answer to this. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.)

HARU: What, you want some? Moo.

Haru: Ever thought of going vegetarian?

HARU: I've got a question for you--got milk?

Kyo: What did you REALLY do during that mountain training? Did you ever fight some bears, like rumored?

KYO: Maaaybe...*slinks away*

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Markus wolfe asks:

Kiba:Are you jealous of Naruto?

KIBA: Why the hell would I be jealous of that shrimp?!

Sand Siblings: How many Metallica records do you own?

(A/N: Rishi had a little help from Squee-Neji on this one...)

GAARA: ...We have all their records...but there's one I can never get enough of. ...and it's...*breaks out into song* EXIT LIGHT! End of night! Take my hand, we're off to never never land. *starts playing sand guitar*

TEMARI: Enough...but usually I don't listen to them. It's just the boys...With their 'Master of Puppets' and 'Black albums'...I'm personally more of a fan of Evanescence...

KANKURO: *bursts out into song* Come crawing FASTER! Obey your MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER, MASTER! Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings! *continues on for the whole 8 minutes of the song*

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Squee-Neji has quite a few questions to ask...

Neji: Who do you consider yourself closer to, Hinata or Tenten?

NEJI: Who's TenTen?

Neji: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji? (long haired bishis UNITE!)

NEJI: WHAT THE SCREW?!

Shikamaru: Do you know your IQ score?

SHIKAMARU: Considering how much I suck, it must be pretty low.

Shikamaru: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji?

SHIKAMARU: ...I'm going to go away now...


Sasuke: What do you think about your most popular pairing, SasukexSakura?

SASUKE: ...well...I'm going to kill someone. Seriously--I. Hate. FAN PAIRINGS!!!

Gai: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

GAI: Oh my! Sometimes I am too youthful for my own good!

Lee: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?

LEE: Sometimes, Gai-sensei is too youthful for his own good!

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DeidaraNarutoClan asks:

Light & L: How do you feel about fanfics about you two?

LIGHT: Well, let's see...Oh, hey, Misa? I need your help in sniffing out a few fanfiction authors...

L: What do you mean? I write a couple of them! >3

Matt: How do you feel aboput being on the series a short time before being killed?

MATT: *is dead*

L: Why couldn't you choose between Near and Mello who would be your successor?

L: Well, I was kind of DEAD...

A/N: That's all Rishi has for you today! And, please, next time, why don't you ask questions that can relfect on your everyday life? Example, asking Sesshomaru how to get a date, asking Hatori what to do when your car jams, etc. Go for it, please!

What They Would Say... Part Two

A/N: Well, here's the next installment of WHAT THEY WOULD SAY! Rishi's bored, it's Saturday, and Rishi has nothing to do. Go figure.

Thanks for all the questions, everyone!

From Rishi's favorite answer-giver-er, Squee-Neji!

Hinata: Can you PLEASE stand up for yourself, for the sake of the world and all it's inhabitance, PLEASE!?

HINATA: Ah...! I'm so sorry...! I didn't even realize that I don't stand up for myself...I-I mean, I do know that, but I thought I was improving...I'm sorry...!!

Hinata: Will you ever confess to Naruto?

HINATA: *BLUSH*

Hinata: What are your thoughts on your teammates?

HINATA: Shino-kun is very strong, and Kiba may have a temper, but he has good qualities, too! I-I really like both of them...

Hinata: Who are you closer to, Kiba or Shino?

HINATA: S-Shino-kun is really unsocial, but recently he's opened up to me...but Kiba is my closest friend.

Hinata: What about your relationship with Neji?

HINATA: N-n-niisan?!?!?! Wh-why would I...have a relationship with...?! *blush*

Hinata: Am I interrogating you too much?

HINATA: N-n-no...of course not...

Everyone: Who would win: Akamaru or Pakkun?

NARUTO: Well...Pakkun could kick Akamaru's ass...Akamaru's a wuss.

SASUKE: Pakkun. Hands down.

SAKURA: I don't like Pakkun that much, so I'd say Akamaru!

KAKASHI: Why bother asking me this question? Pakkun is older, wiser--and is better trained!

IRUKA: ......

NEJI: The one that DOESN'T pee on my manski--I mean, my robe.

LEE: They would both win, for they are YOUTHFUL!!!

GAI: I'd say Pakkun. But that's because I don't know Akamaru.

KIBA: What the heck are you people saying?! Akamaru could SO whip that puny old fart!

HINATA: ...A-Akamaru...

SHINO: My bugs could beat them.

INO: Screw both of them! I don't even know them!

SHIKAMARU: That Pakkun has a nasty set of teeth...

CHOJI: Do I have to answer?

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SailorMoon4376 asks:

Kankuro: When are you gonna stop acting so cocky?

KANKURO: Cocky? I don't act cocky! Who the heck said that?!

Sasuke: Are you gonna kill Orochimaru soon?

SASUKE: Well...I got two words for you: Manga. Spoilers.

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And a question from from SAXGAL-san!

Sasuke: what will you do about the fact that your nickname is "Sasgay"?

SASUKE: Let's see...I figure I'll become gay, wear a stupid costume when I turn 14, and declare my hate of fangirls. Oh wait. I already did that.

And that's all the questions Rishi feels like answering! Next time, don't just ask Naruto questions, though! Ask other questions, too! Rishi wants to answer questions for Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket...see you next time!

What They Would Say...

A/N: Well, here's Rishi again! Sorry for the lack of posts...Rishi can't really think of anything right now...but thankfully, the fruits of summer have blossomed for us! And Rishi has some questions to ask Neji Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha! This'll be fun...hehe...

Squee-Neji asks:

Naruto: If you are a ninja, why do you have such an obsession about wearing the colors orange and blue (and in timeskip, orange and black)? I mean, a ninja should wear colors like dark green and black to blend in with the environment.

NARUTO: Well, if I'm going to be the next Hokage, then I've got to be original! I mean, have you seen anyone else that can sport this kind of clothing?! It's just because I'm special, damn it! I'm SO much better then Sasuke! Believe it!

Naruto: What's your favorite kind of ramen?

NARUTO: Oooh! I get another question! I win, Sasuke! Anyway, my favorite flavor of ramen is miso. Believe it. Yup, you can't beat miso ramen...I'm hungry. Hey, Sasuke, treat me to ramen after this!

Sasuke: Do you like wearing those clothes in timeskip?

SASUKE: Does it LOOK like I enjoy wearing this crap?! Of course I don't! Orochimaru forced this crappy outfit on me!

Neji: Are you too sexy for your shirt?

NEJI: Well...fate has decided that my body is to be so beautiful and sexy that it cannot be concealed with an article of clothing. So...yes. I am too sexy for my shirt.

Naruto: You've participated in every filler episode to date. . . .do you actually LIKE these fillers?

NARUTO: It's not like I have a choice...

Naruto: Do you know you're voiced by a woman in the English version of Naruto?

NARUTO: Yeah, I know. I'm voiced by a girl in the Japanese version, too, dattebayo.

Naruto: Do you like being voiced by a woman?

NARUTO: Again, it's not like I have a choice...

Neji: Why do you wear a man-skirt in Shippuden/Timeskip? (we all know what it is Neji. . . .don't try to fool us with the "It's a robe" talk)

NEJI: ...Lee and Gai-sensei forced me into it. Said it was 'youthful' and other crap. Never believed them...

Neji: Oh noes, It's teh CURRY OF LIFE! What are you going to do now, Neji?!?!

NEJI: Run away.

Ino: Who do you hate more: Sakura (for just being Sakura) OR Neji (for telling you to "get lost" and ignore your beauty during the chunnin exams)?

INO: Well, crap, I hate that stupid Hyuuga more then I could hate Billboard-brow!

Everyone: Who would win in this match: Sasuke or Neji?

NARUTO: I think Neji would win. I mean, he nearly had me...

SAKURA: Are you stupid?! Sasuke, of course!

KAKASHI: Tie *too busy reading to answer better*

IRUKA: Sasuke's really strong, but Neji has speed, strength, AND stanima, so I would say Neji...but Sasuke has a lot of willpower...so I'm not really sure...

KIBA: Neji would kick Sasuke's ass, of course!

HINATA: N-n-neji-nii-san...

SHINO: Sasuke would. Hands down.

INO: Are you blind?! Sasuke would SO beat that stupid Hyuuga!

SHIKAMARU: ...can I go home now?

CHOJI: *munch munch* Sasuke. *munch munch* Because Ino would kill me if I said something different...

A/N: That's all she wrote! Write your questions in the comment box and I just might get the others to answer your questions! Ja ne!