"If I should Die Before I Wake, pray no one my soul to take. If I wake before I die, rescue with me with your smile, darling..." -Ville Valo

Hiya! I'm Z. :)

Soo, yeah. Before you go asking and preaching, my username was most certainly not inspired by one of those little prayer chant things. To be entirely honest, I have never heard of said "prayer" until after I made my account. My username was taken from the lyrics of a favourite song of mine at the time, "Buried Alive By Love" by the Finnish band, HIM. Besides, why would an Atheist take a username from a prayer anyway? (Yes. Oooohhh, scary. I don't believe in anything! Oh, no!)
Now that that's out of the way, my Atheism does not mean that I'm closed minded in any way. I have friends of all races, ages, religions, dietary choices, sexual preferences, etc. I don't care who you are, as long as you don't piss me off, I'll gladly be your pal. :3
I enjoy cartoons, movies, video games, good literature, and Monster. I also stick up for what I believe in, and will stand up for my friends without hesitation.
I will not tolerate harassment on my pages or anything I submit, whether it is to me or another user. Any harassing or offensive comments will be reported immediately.
Oh, one more thing. NO "TXT TLK". Any comments with "txt tlk" will be deleted. I'm sorry, but I can't stand it. It's lazy, and hard to understand.

And now for your viewing pleasure, a zebra metaphorically kicking a lion's ass.

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ART SLOTS (Includes writing and drawing)

Requests: OPEN/closed (Closest friends only. You know who you are. I've sent you gifts in the past.)
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Trades: OPEN/closed
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Collaborations: OPEN/closed[
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RULES:

1. I don't draw people. I'm horrible. However, chibi MAY be possible.
2. I don't draw "furries" or human/animal relationships. No exceptions. I personally see furries as bestiality (as well as human/animal relationships, duh), seeing as "furries" are basically people who... erm... are aroused by animals and portray themselves as having relations with animals (anthromorphic or wild). Also, bestiality is animal cruelty.
3. I'm either really busy or lazy. Don't expect it right away, but that doesn't mean I'm not working on it.
4. I'm horrible at backgrounds, but mostly too lazy to do them.
5. No sexuality. AT ALL. And no nekkid, either. That's scary.
6. Don't expect anything spectacular. I'm no good. I only do requests and trades if I have nothing to draw, and purely for fun.
7. I don't do digital art. I don't have a tablet and I suck at a laptop fingerpad.
8. I have the right to refuse a trade, collaboration, or request if I'm not interested.
9. Nothing offensive to races, religions, sexual preferences, etc.
10. If you're using someone else's original character, get their permission before asking me to draw them.
11. Follow The Otaku's regulations. Highest rating allowed is PG-13.

PS: Check out my CHALLENGE!!!!

Meh....

Eh... Nothing too interesting today.

Still didn't hand in my art homework that was due on friday. Oh well. I don't care.

Moving on.

Hm... I should probably draw something. I don't know. Or write. Or maybe submit one of my essays to The O. I don't know. What do you think?

Is anyone (meaning the people I actually talk to) in chat now? Or anyone that can make it to chat? Or who has MSN or any messenger I can talk to with MSN? Or e-mail is good. Or private message. Yeah. All those are good. In fact, they're amazing. Communication is good.

Hm... I think I might be done.

My hand hurts. Now I'm sad.

Interesting things about fortune cookies.

Okay, so, now I'm going to make fun of fortune cookies.

I'm not going to be one of those jerkwads who makes fun of the translations.

What I'm going to say is this:

I've noticed that it's actually true that if you say "between the sheets" after every fortune you get, it works.

For example, this was my mother's tonight:

Relationships is like fingers of you hand. "One" cannot do much. (Between the sheets)

Yeah.

Then we got into the car after we paid and my mom's like "It smells like cat pee in here!"

After we finished smelling our clothes, my sister says "Well, I have candy". I don't know why she said it, but then we figured it out: It was the candy she grabbed from the dish at the counter in the resturant. It made her breath smell like cat piss. No lie. We didn't let her speak for the whole ride home.

Now I'm making a Jello brain to bring into art class tomorrow. It looks gross. We used milk instead of water for some of the cold liquid. It's 4 packs of strawberry banana Jello, two and a half cups of hot water, two cups of milk, and a half cup of pre mixed berry blue Jello. It's gonna be amazing. xD

I guess listening to Brains! and then Cannibal Buffet by Voltaire might have helped a bit.... xD

I fucking hate them.

My family is pissing me off more than usual today.

I get screamed at as soon as I wake up for sleeping in. I woke up early! I got up at 9:50!

Then, I get yelled at because, apparently, it's my fault that the cats sometimes track litter out of the litterbox when they walk.

After I vaccuumed that up, my mother tries to guilt me into going to some bible-humping, jesus college that I didn't even want to go to, yet she still applied me to. I made a WIDE circle around anything from that school. Yet she still tried to convince me to apply, and then I got things from the mail saying "Thank you for showing interest in.." from there. Then I was accepted with a scholarship. I told her I don't want to go there. I don't want to live at home with her anymore. I don't want to go to a school where it's required to take bullshit religion classes, and the school I want to go is in New York, and has a cheaper tuition. So, then she starts yelling at me and saying that going to art school is a way for lazy good-for-nothings to get a degree and feel like they actually amounted to something.

Now, I'm getting forced to go to a family birthday party. I hate them. All it is going to be is the adults sitting in the living room and kitchen, stuffing their faces and talking about the pool business, football, and other things related to those two. The only people under the age of 30 that will be there are the children, who don't know how to shut their fucking mouths, and scream, fight, hit each other, cry, and whine. Then, of course, we have the freaking babies. Screaming, crying, vomiting, and repeat. Oh, and now I have to fucking drive when the road's covered in snow. So, yeah, I have to do what I hate most to go to a retarded place filled with retarded people and be there for who knows how long? Seriously, the only difference between the parties and me sitting home alone is that I get peace and quiet.

Maybe I'll shove a toothbrush in the back of my throat and throw up so they think I'm sick...

LONELEH.

Z is lonely. And sad. And bored.

Someone come into TheO chat or sign on MSN to entertain me.

...NOW.

xD No, I'm not demanding. I'm... I don't know.

Ugh..

I'm having trouble with my iPod.

It's the new Nano with the video camera.

Whenever I try to connect it to my laptop, it connects, and then ejects itself. Then a window pops up in iTunes saying that an iPod was detected, but not properly identified. It told me to disconnect the iPod, reconnect it, and try again. I did. Multiple times. Same problem. And my iTunes is 9.0, which is compatible with this model of iPod.

What do I do?! I have stuff to put on there!