"If I should Die Before I Wake, pray no one my soul to take. If I wake before I die, rescue with me with your smile, darling..." -Ville Valo

Hi. I'm Z. Here's a list of things about me because I'm too lazy to type a paragraph:

+ I'm afraid of naked people.
+ I'm a little creeped out by rabbits.
+ I love animals.
+ I'm a vegetarian. If it weren't for sushi, I'd be vegan.
+ Energy drinks are.... I don't know. They are the incarnate of love if it exists.
+ I like drawing.
+ Anime, Manga, Vampires, Music, Caffeine, and Animals are awesomeness.
+ I love my friends.
+ I hate the Twilight series, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical.
+ I hate PETA. They are a sadistic, hypocritical, gone-insane organization that needs to be lined up and shot.

And now for your viewing pleasure, a zebra metaphorically kicking a lion's ass.

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ART SLOTS (Includes writing and drawing)

Requests: OPEN/closed (Closest friends only. You know who you are. I've sent you gifts in the past.)
1. KoolAid Guy
2.

Trades: OPEN/closed
1.
2.

Collaborations: OPEN/closed
1.
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3.

RULES:

1. I don't draw people. I'm horrible. However, chibi MAY be possible.
2. I don't draw "furries" or human/animal relationships. No exceptions. I personally see furries as bestiality (as well as human/animal relationships, duh), seeing as "furries" are basically people who... erm... are aroused by animals and portray themselves as having relations with animals (anthromorphic or wild). Also, bestiality is animal cruelty.
3. I'm either really busy or lazy. Don't expect it right away, but that doesn't mean I'm not working on it.
4. I'm horrible at backgrounds, but mostly too lazy to do them.
5. No sexuality. AT ALL. And no nekkid, either. That's scary.
6. Don't expect anything spectacular. I'm no good. I only do requests and trades if I have nothing to draw, and purely for fun.
7. I don't do digital art. I don't have a tablet and I suck at a laptop fingerpad.
8. I have the right to refuse a trade, collaboration, or request if I'm not interested.
9. Nothing offensive to races, religions, sexual preferences, etc.
10. If you're using someone else's original character, get their permission before asking me to draw them.
11. Follow The Otaku's regulations. Highest rating allowed is PG-13.

Quiz Results

PS: Check out my CHALLENGE!!!!

Z is a stupid, worthless, failure! D:<

Yeah.... so I got that test back that I was nervous about and... I got a 59 originally. Which is the highest failing grade, as in, one point from passing.

Fortunately, there was a ten point curve. So I got a 69, which is a D+. I didn't even know D+'s existed.

Anywho, I talked to the teacher about my first essay, which took up the entire space given on the first page, and in which I covered EVERYTHING we covered in class about comparing and contrasting the five big religions of the world: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Confuciusism. He reread it and I got the 4 points back because he thought I skipped Hinduism because I did the comparing in the first half of the paragraph, and the contrasting in the second half.

So, I got a 63, and with the curve, a 73, which is a C. And I'm STILL going to be in trouble for it... I think I might have to introduce Mr. Test to Mr. Lighter....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My mother threatened to ground me, take my laptop, my phone, and my iPod if she ever sees me with Monster, Jolt, Amp, or anything like that again! D8

I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!

What am I going to do?! D8 I'm not going to make it!

Wait.... Hold on, phone moving. Checks the text. SWEET! My friend bought me a Monster! 8D

I won't die today!

OWIE! D:<

I just burned myself! It's one in the morning here, and I freaking BURNED myself!

...Wow... It's already blistering and turning white. :O Neat. It hurts.

...sadface...

Today it dawned on me how much this year has sucked.

My art is worse.

My writing is worse.

My friends are leaving or have left. (One is in college. Occasionally, we text 2 or 3 times back and forth. Another is in Texas because she joined the army. Then after she comes home for 18 days, shes getting shipped overseas. Then, friends I currently get to hang out with sometimes are mostly going to out of state schools, military, or dorming.) .... Me feel lonely. :'(

I've ben setting goals for myself that I haven't been able to keep. (Map out a big story idea, put together a decent portfolio, try to work with Sculpey, improve my art, and inprove my writing)

I still feel like crap because of that trip. Not complaining that I got to go, just, wish I got to go with better people. Stupid People to People liars.... "You'll make lifelong friends and be going to sleepovers, parties, get togethers, and reunions all across the state!". Screw that. I think only three out of the thirty people I went with I found tolerable and weren't mean to me. Can you believe that I still feel out of place everywhere?

I feel like I can't tell anyone in my family anything. I'm afraid of it getting back to my parents somehow.

......Did I just type that garbage? ... Sorry about that... ^^;

Well, Now...

So, I got an English paper back today. And I got an A. I'm actually kind of angry about it. Wanna know why?

All the papers I worked my butt off on, I've gotten a B or B+. Not that I'm complaining. It's a good grade. But I just kinda pulled this paper (and my narrative) out of my ass at 11:30 at night because I procrastinated, and I got an A.

Why is it that I got rewarded for sompletely BS'ing an assignment? I don't get it! I'm confused!