I found one!!!

1. The new sports season is about to begin...do you love it or hate it?
Bleeh? I love all sport..Well mostly

2. What's your favorite of the sports and what team?
Ummmm do i have to answer this?

3. Do you get snow where you live? Do you love it or hate it?
It doesn't snow here..:'(

4. You got stopped by a cop who tells you were speeding. Do you explain some or make up story as to why you were speeding or deny it and try to get out of it?
Hehehehe I would say "Sorry officer, Can i help you? what do you want?" Or say I'm busy come back later

5. You just had a fight with the person you are closest to. Do you not speak to them until they apologize...or do you apologize first.
I always apologize first..

6. What do you love about this time of year?
Ummm Nothing really...Can I think about the question and come back?

7. Your doctors says you need more exercise....what do you take up for exercise?
Really? I need more exercise? Ummm jocking?

8. If you could travel in time...where in time would you go? Why?
Ummm A few years back...

9. Last tuesday which was good friday we came to tell you something we know nothing about.
You were asked to pull up a chair and sit on the floor. What do you make of this?
This question doesn't make any sense..Last tuesday whick was good friday? heeeh? i don't get it..This whole question confuses me..-___-'

10. The answer is YES...what is the question?
o_O'???

11. The cops are banging on your door late at night. What are you thinking they are there for?
Ummm For coffee? maybe donuts..

12. Children learn what they live....so they say.. what would a child learn in your household??
"Clean up after yourself mommy is not here"

13. Tell us about 1 family ritual your family does every year.
Ummmm A ritual? i don't know..We live past each other

14. What is the favorite food that you would eat everyday 3 times a day if you could?
Pasta?

15. Tell us about your fantasy.
Ummmm its a world full of fanrasy

16. You are stranded on a deserted Island. You have plenty of food, a person to keep you company, shelter and life seems stress free. what do you tell the rescue ship when it arrives.??
Go away I'm on vacation dammit...Meeeeeem i can use a stress free vatation like that

18. Remember that 20 dollar bill you found on the ground a few memes ago?? Ok you picked it up and someone comes to and says..hey that's mine...what do you say?The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to?
To magg me maybe...Its mine!!! Finders keepers

19. you got offered a part in a movie... they will pay an enormous amount of money....but you have to play the town she slut/he slut.. do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values?
Ummmm no?

20. Do you have a name for your private parts?
Whata? Ummm their name is ummm Werner...WTF..This is the weirdest question i ever saw

21. Tell us about something that you can do that more than likely not a lot of other people can do.?
Ummmm I don't know what others can and can't do..

22. Are you the Rock or the sponge of your household?
Lol The sponge..But my name is not Bob

23. . Have you raised children? if so do you think your parenting skills were top notch or could have used a little help from Dr Phil?
I don't think doctor phil would help me..Or can for that matter...He would say "Son you have issues" lol..or something like that...

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