The moon shone in the sky like a colossal beacon that was hanging in the atmosphere. Ichigo looked up at the moon that shone in the sky like a colossal beacon that was hanging in the atmosphere, and contemplated deep thoughts about Rukia. She was small, yet large, good, yet not good, and all the colours in between. The thought of seeing her face once again made Ichigo weep until he could weep no more. He knew for a fact that Rukia’s face could never be the way it was, because the car crash caused her to need a face transplant. Now she had the face of an incomprehensible boar. It was not attractive to look at, and even worse to smell at. Ichigo had heard a fable of a hefty tree that had the powers to give inhabitants their faces back, and was probing for this fabled tree. He picked up a rock to look under it, but it shocked him so much that he began to blubber. The rock looked exactly like Rukia’s old face. He smashed the rock and it shattered into a billion pieces, some of which when through his ears. The thing was, it was no ordinary rock, it was a magic rock! The rock gave him the power to see x-ray vision! And with that he ran to Rukia’s house. When she opened the door he used his x-ray vision on her face. He could see her old face hiding behind the new one. She was beautiful! They got married, but it turned out Rukia had herpes so Ichigo died.