To: Atoli
Subject: ...
… you know what? You think you’ve got everyone fooled, don’tcha? Well, YOU DON’T FOOL ME! I see right through you!
Don’t think you can get away with it, either! You could be charged for stuff like this in some places. You know, they usually call it IDENTITY THEFT!
Yeah, you heard me! Now, you best stop copying Shino NOW before I reveal your little crime to The World! Don’t underestimate me either! I will save Shino’s reputation, and I shall take you down like the fraud you are!
First off, you really think anyone’s fooled by those looks? I mean, PSSSSH. Green dress and blonde hair? At least Shino had some taste! Pink and white, or even grey and black, are MUCH more appealing! Green is, what?, the color of barf? You’ll never attract any men with that combo, honey!
Secondly, Shino gave Haseo the giggly nillies FIRST, remember that! Everyone else has been fooled, but I know the truth. The only reason Haseo went with you is cause he’s an idiot of a man… either that, or a total girl and so he knew he wasn’t good enough for Shino so all he could do was go with what was left… in that case, you can keep Haseo, Shino can do better… BUT STILL, she had the option first!
Finally, Shino’s not a little whiny emo girl! I mean, sure, she likely has her own problems, but at least she doesn’t spill her guts out and yells “LOOK AT ME” like a crazy maniac. Again, not very appealing. Really now, you need to mature if you’re gonna try to pass off as Shino, cause you’re not doin’ all that great a job right now.
And don’t think I won’t stop watching you! Oh, I’ll be sure to monitor your freaky stalker behavior and collect the evidence, you’ll see!
Just remember, all your evil deeds will soon come to light!
Hope you get run over! Toodles!
