Itachi Love Dandelions

A sort fan fic while I procrastinate typing up my real fan fic.... I was bored and thought of this while I was picking (a destroying *evil grin*) dandelions!
Please enjoy!

One day Tobi needed help in the Akatsuki garden, so he asked Kisame and Itachi to help him. He wanted Deidara to help him, but he told Tobi he was to busy working with real art.

“Hey, Kisame-san. What is your favorite type of flower?” Tobi asked picking a weed out of the ground.

“I don’t know....I like water lilies.”

“Tobi likes pansies!” Tobi shouted rasing his hands in the air.

“How about you Itachi-san?” Kisame asked.

“....................”

“Yes?” Both said waiting in anticipation.

“I like.......”

“Yes??”

“I like.....”

“Yes????”

"I like........"

"JUST TELL US!"

“Dandelions.”

“Dandelions?!” Kisame questioned.

“Yes, dandelions.”

“Um.... Tobi, thinks that dandelions are not flowers..... They are weeds....”

“Exactly.”

“What?!” they both questioned.

“Dandelions try to blend in and look like flowers while in reality they are
slowly choking out the rest of the garden until they are number one.” ^_^

Tobi stared at Itachi in disbelief.

“Also, no matter how hard you try to get rid of them they always seem to pop back up. They are kind of like the Akatsuki.”

The moral of this story?

Well, it would have to be.....

Itachi like dandelions and if you can’t accept that then Itachi will have to kill you.

^.^
*End*

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