==> ???: Explain the situation

It's about freaking time. Your NEW GAME is suppose to be delivered today! It's only suppose to be the best game since Skyrim. It's SBURB!

You've been reading a bit about it. Apparently it requires multiplayer, but thank sweet jegus for internet, Pesterchum, and a whole sh*t load of friends just as anxious as you!

Hold one, before we get any further, shouldn't we introduce you?

==> You: Fill in HUMAN PROFILE

A wild character selection screen appeared! It appears the only characters you can choose are these weird things with gray skin and orange horns...

==> ???: Explain the OTHER situation

Good grief. It's taken long enough, but it's finally the day you and your group of trolls who both P*SS YOU OFF TO NO END and receive some of your OH SO RARE PITY are going to play this big game to save your race. It's called SGRUB, who knows where that retarded name came from.

Anyway, it's about time you get connected.

BUT WAIT! You cannot start without properly introducing yourself!

==> You: Fill in TROLL PROFILE

Okay, you've got your profiles. Now can we get to the games?

==> You: Attempt to start games

You've been denied again! It seems you have to read the RULES AND EXPLANATIONS first!

==> You: Read rules and get to playing!

You do so.
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CURRENT CAST:

Humans:

1. Alex Parker- kyouyarenge
2. Troy Clark- Shom
3. Cynthia Sistine- tutcat

Trolls:
1. Lupus Fido- kyouyarenge
2. Chilis Contro- Shom
3. Nitrus Tonhem- tutcat

RECAPS:
None yet

Alex Parker

kyouyarenge's (my) human character Name: Alex Parker Age: 16 Gender: female General location: About mid-California, not really on the coast but not on the inland boarder either Chum Handle: incisiveCuttlery ...

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==> TROLL PROFILE

(Profile is subject to updates and changes, just be warned.) Name: Age: (6-9 sweeps) Gender: Location: (just what type of environment, obviously sea trolls live in the ocean, but land can be by the shore, an icy environ...

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==> HUMAN PROFILE

(This may be updated if I think of something else, so beware!) Name: Age: (12-17 years preferably, exceptions are rare) Gender: General location: (should be mostly in the US, but if you want to inch off to islands or Ca...

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==> RULES AND EXPLANATIONS

Before you join, let me lay down a few rules and explain how this is going to work: RULES: 1) Swearing policy- Please, * out at least one letter. F-bombs should be limited, ie no Gamzee types, please. Remember, this world is open for...

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