Gun Shots
What? Oh hi. I am Mello. If you didn't know, I am going to be the one to beat Near, beat Kira, and be number one. Lunastarz and Rein Akira said that I could beat Near with the fact that I have more fans, so I joined the Otaku Host Club.
Anyways, if you wanna talk then send me a PM or something.
-Mello
Sorry I haven't been around. I got sick and decided to hold up in my room. Matt joked around and said it was swine flu. Damn it I was pissed and didn't feel good. I couldn't even eat my chocolate because I ended up throwing it back up. At least the mafia let me out of work for a bit, and I watched more tv.
Apparently Kira has been on the move, and I missed so much time because I got sick. I'm so pissed right now D8< I will catch Kira I will catch Kira *sigh* =_=
I'm still kinda sick, so I cant eat chocolate *sigh*
-Mello
Yep it's official. I suck at thinking of titles.
That is the ONLY THING THAT NEAR BEATS ME IN! I AM NUMBER 1 IN EVERYTHING ELSE!
Anyways, Matt thanks for going to walmart and buying all the chocolate in it. I still can't believe they only had 125 cardboard boxes full of them. They usually have more, but it will have to suffice for now.
Also, I got my fuzzy jacket dry cleaned (at the mafia's expense). 8D It's nice now that the weather is getting cold enough to wear it all the time now. Some nature spaz on the street the other day was trying to talk me out of wearing the jacket, and finally I just handed her a bar of chocolate and she made peace with me.
That's about it.
Oh and you just lost the game.
-Mello
I worked a bit with the mafia today. Finances are down thanks to Kira killing a lot of our bankers, but I've managed to get some extra information on Kira.
My chocolate stash disappeared recently. I have a feeling I know ho took it, but I don't have time right now to go hunting him down. I guess I'll just have Matt go walmart and buy more chocolate tomorrow or something.
Also, Matt is losing the bet so I won't have to eat white chocolate 8D
That's about it-
-Mello
To all our fans:
-We would really appreciate it if those of you who dscovered us through the Otaku Host Club comment on this post.
To those of you who found us through the member intros:
-We would like to tell you of the chance you have to win our affection by becoming members of the Otaku Host Club and earning points in various ways to move up in rank. All you have to do is follow the link we have provided below and speak with Lunastarz.
http://www.theotaku.com/worlds/ohc
Yes I stole this from Matt.
Looks like I'm gonna have to kill Matt. He posted a video with me and Near together WHEN HE KNOWS I HATE THAT WHITE HARED FREAK OF NATURE! I AM #1! ME! I WILL CATCH KIRA! I AM THE BEST! I AM! NOT THAT WHITE HARED FREAK! Grrrr. *sighs and locks self in Willy Wonka's Factory** D8<
-Mello
