ALRIGHT. I BELIEVE THAT YESTERDAY AND A COMBINATION OF TODAY WERE THE WORST TWO DAYS OF MY LIFE. GAH!
It all started yesterday morning, when I didn't have enough time to shower *Grumbles* and had to put my make-up on in the car since we had to go and pick up my step-dad (UGGHH) and even stabbed myself in the eye with my eye-liner. Lovely ain't it? And then after that, I found the cutest bathing suit, but it was too small *looks down* CURSE YOU OVERSIZE BOOBS! So I picked out another extremely cute bathing suit... and yes... IT'S PINK AND TUBE-TOP-E WITH HEARTS AND A FRILLY BOTTOM. (I'm not kidding)
And after the whole swimsuit dilemma, we were driving down the road to go to lunch, and the A/C quit on us (And yes, I was dying) and then so did the radio. After awhile the car started like... spazzing out... and we thought we were out of gas, so we pulled into the nearest gas station... but nooooooo we didn't get TO the pump, we got just a car BEHIND IT. *Grumbles more* And, we had to get out and push the goddamn car... good thing the guy that helped me was insanely HAWT. *Sighs* That was the highlight to my day.
So, we finally got the tank "filled" which apparently was only 8 more gallons... *Group* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Yeah, turns out, the battery was fried :D YAY KARMA! Hot guy comes, car dead... YAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ My day was so awesome. But in the end, me and the hot guy (accompanied by second hot guy) pushed the car out of the pumps way, and almost crashed through a fence. Ladies and gentlemen, Karma is a mother fucking bitch.
But, incidentally, my mom's car was being worked on at the body shop two stores down and we walked there, incidentally (AGAIN) it was going to be ready in 30 minutes or so. We decided to walk down to my favourite burger joint, Five Guys Burgers and Fries and that's all they sell, burgers and fries. It's pretty sweet. I'm a pretty skinny girl, pretty muscled, and I ate like a frat boy. I got so many odd looks... so hilarious... (Double Bacon Burger with Tomatoes, Pickles, Ketchup, Lettuce, and Grilled Mushrooms xD I'm a piggy)
After all this we picked up my moms car, went to Wegmans, told my step-dad what happened, and left him with his car to figure it out for himself xD Which is when I got my hibiscus plant >//< I love Hibiscus. (AND SIDE NOTE. I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS JUST DRINKING TEA. WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?!)
To top off yesterday, my stressful day ended with a fucking... piano... recital. Yes, I wore a dress, high heels, and played the piano. Gag me with a spoon. And I screwed up the song of course. It was Gravity by Sara Bareillis (spelling, stab me.). I love that song to pieces, and I completely fucked it up. GAH!
A Break of Entertainment:
And this morning. I awoke to the sound of my mother VACUUMING GODDAMMIT! I WAS SLEEPING YOU SICK FUCK! Then it started thundering and lightning, so we closed all of the windows, and I was forced to clean them... where I found some odd insect larvi! *Gags* IT WAS SO INSANELY GROSS. I forced my mom to clean it though. I honest to god, hate bugs. ESPECIALLY LARVI! *Shivers* Well folks, that's the end of this post. Another quote from this oh so awesome book!
Your Place Is On Your Knees Before Your Master
Have a great Sunday guys, I only wish it were NEXT Sunday. *Groans* Mistress, of whom, Distressed, definitely. Farewell!
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