Fifth Misdressing

Just to disturb Ushio ;)

Well everyone, today be another rant. This time? It's about:

MUSIC VIDEOS THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO THE SONG THEY'RE ABOUT!

Example One: The last two music videos by Lady Gaga

Alejandro

Telephone

To be fair, I listened to these songs before I even saw the music videos so, I thought both of these songs were pretty good. In mainstream standards. But I have made some connections between the songs and the videos, though they are slight, maybe it's what it was based around...

Alejandro: The half naked Spock men I guess are supposed to represent an untamed foreigner... which is what Alejandro sounds like... and who Roberto is... I don't even know. And maybe that Alejandro is turning Gaga into an untame woman (she was tame?) and once again, the half naked Spock men could be representing that as well at the end of the video when the nun version of Gaga is practically being raped by them and finally gives in to the sexual tension and pleasure? Maybe? I doubt it, but it's giving it SOME credit.

Telephone: It could be that the telephone call that they're always talking about through the video could've been Gaga's call to the cops in Paparazzi and since she's in jail, it could be relevant. But it's hard to tell, and for that matter, if that is indeed true, then the problem could be, what if some of the viewers of Telephone never even saw the music video for Paparazzi. Again, just some options.

Example Two: That stupid music video by Miley Cyrus.

I'm not going to bother looking it up, for I don't want to listen to it again. But still, I know the fact that the song is about taming a beast, and in the beginning of the video Miley starts off as a harpy (maybe?) locked in a cage for viewing. When the people start taking pictures, she lashes out and breaks the cage. If she had started to sing the song during the whole lashing out, I would've understood it more. But there is the fact, that she didn't. And started dancing with people who came out of her nest... (what?)

So, that's my rant for the day, quote from the book:

Once you have worshiped your masters body, immediately do so again.

Adios Mi Amigos! :)

~Distress~

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