My love for movies is a great one; therefore, I've dedicated a bit of time to loving, hating and, above all, analyzing them in this corner of the internets. Don't be afraid to leave a comment, even if you don't know me. I don't bite, you know, and we may even start an interesting debate :3

The background is made by me from various posters and, if you're wondering - yes, I've seen all of the movies whose posters it's made from C: I also write book reviews when I happen to read something new...which doesn't happen too often but still: check out my awesomeness!

Note: no or minimal spoilers included. Big spoilers are flagged like this and don't take away from the review if you don't read them.

By genre:
Action | Adventure | Animation | Bad Movie | Biography | Black & White | Book-to-Movie | Comedy | Crime | Drama
Fantasy | Horror | Mindfuck | Mockumentary | Musical | Mystery | Parody | Romance | Science Fiction
Supernatural | Thriller | Trailer

By year: 1981 | 1990 | 1993 | 1994 | 2001 | 2002 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2015

Other sections
PicReviews - sometimes, images are better than text.
Two-Paragraph Reviews - bite-size appreciation or bitching.
Soundtrack Spotlights - music that's not just music. It's magic.

How do I grade movies?
Originality + creativity (if it's been done before and how original this interpretation is): 2 points
Actors (acting and if they fit the parts): 2 points
Soundtrack (if it stands out, blends in, impresses me etc.): 2 points
Special effects/Natural flow: 1 point
How much I enjoyed it: 3 points

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# of reviews on indefinite hiatus: 0
# of reviews pending to be added: 1
# of reviews currently on this World: 24
# of movies I've actually seen: 600+ (see here*)
# of movies I want to see: 100+

* ratings are subject to change; if I see a movie again, I might give it a different rating based on previous experience and other things I've seen.

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Edward Scissorhands (1990)

This movie and I go way back. Before I even went to kindergarden, actually. Before I even cared about watching TV, I was the best in my home at operating the VCR. I had tons of videotapes recorded by my dad that I watched daily: movies, cartoons, ...

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How High (2001)

Another film I've seen a few times, so the review is as thorough as it gets. From what I've read around the internet, this was considered a flop, with more than $12 million than its production value. However, everyone I've seen it with has had a p...

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Clerks (1994)

This is one movie that was difficult to review. If I had to describe it shortly, I'd refer to an episode of Seinfeld: George and Jerry come up with an idea for a TV show. What is it about? Nothing! That's right, nothing. That's how this m...

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Piranha 3D (2010)

First of all, I want to say that I watched this movie knowing exactly what I was going to see, quality-wise. It doesn't try to be an earth-shattering masterpiece and that's why it doesn't fail as much as it could have. It is obviously influenced b...

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