For the challenge!
Before you read this, I just want you to know that I don’t hate any of the akatsuki members, I can just get mad at them sometimes. So I mean no offence in the following story ^^ Also, I don’t know too much about the akatsuki, so forgive me if I get anything wrong. Also, I didn’t include Kisame or Zetsu, since they’re not yet member on the site.
I knocked on the large wooden door, no answer. I knocked again, still no answer. “Jeez, they could a least answer the door,” I muttered to myself. Then again, what did I expect? Them to come running out with open arms, pulling me into a group hug… I shivered at the thought.
I knocked a third time, and sighed when again there was no answer. “Might as well,” I pushed the door open a crack, it creaked as though it hadn’t been used in ages. “Hello?” I called, “anyone home?”
“Come in, un!” I heard Deidara call out. I peered down the dimly lit hall, debating whether I should follow his voice or not. I trusted the Akatsuki, what I didn’t trust was their ‘alternate’ hideout. I finally decided to walk in, and fully opened the door, the creaking reminded me of nails on a blackboard.
I heard a grunt, and I jumped and looked towards the sound. “Oi! We have to get that f**king door fixed!” Hidan was standing there, rubbing his ear.
“Hello Hidan-sama!” I smiled widely. “Still as foul-mouthed as ever I see.” He glared at me for a second, shrugged, and made his way down the hall, leaving me standing there. “Hey!” I called out, “Wait up!”
I ran to catch up with him, into a room that was brightly lit. It was a lot different then the hallway, it looked as though they had spent a lot of money fixing the place up. “Yet you can’t even fix the door?” I mumbled.
“It would cost too much,” Kakuzu walked passed me. I looked at him knowingly, he never let the Akatsuki spend more than they absolutely needed to.
I smiled, “Kakuzu-sama! Good to see you again! I see your taking your role as the Akatsuki treasurer very seriously.” Stingy little bastard.
I looked around for a second, and spotted Deidara playing with his clay dolls again. He insists they aren’t dolls, I think otherwise. “Deidara-sama! How are you?” I called out. He looked over at me for a second, and then went back to working on his dolls. I clenched my fist. “How are your dolls coming along?” I smiled falsely.
That got his attention. “They’re not dolls for the hundredth time, un!” he growled. I laughed, and ignored him like he had done to me. “Seriously, un! Sasori no Danna’s the one with the dolls!” he started to get really frustrated, making me laugh even harder.
“Puppets,” Sasori sighed from across the room. “They’re puppets.”
“Hey Sasori-sama!” I waved at him, and he nodded. Yeesh, these guys weren’t very friendly, were they?
I spotted Orochimaru, and made my way over to him. “Orochimaru-sama, I didn’t know they had let you back into the akatsuki,” that was a surprise.
“Well, they have,” he told me, and then ignored me. Gah! What was with these guys?!
I heard running and turned to see Tobi jumping around. “Tobi-chan!” I called out. Finally, someone who wouldn’t ignore me!
He looked at me, “Tobi’s a good boy!” he giggled, and then ran off. I stood there for a second, shocked.
I clenched my fist, “damnit! Even Tobi?” I looked around again, “Itachi-sama!” I smiled, spotting Itachi. He didn’t even seem to notice me.
I sighed, and noticed Madara sitting across from him. “Madara-sama! How have you been?” I crossed my fingers.
“Hello. I’ve been fine, and you?” he smiled. Woot! Yes, he didn’t ignore me!
“I’m good Madara-sama!” I told him happily. I heard the door creak again, and saw Pein and Konan enter the room. I ran up to them, “Pein-sama! Konan-sama! Hi!” I bowed to Pein and hugged Konan.
“Hello,” Konan stiffened, not expecting me to have hugged her. I giggled at her almost surprised look.
Pein smiled, “welcome to the Akatsuki.”
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Gah! I’m so sorry about this! My computer crashed and deleted half of the story, so I just had to try and write what I remembered. Please forgive me! *bows*
