Hello! You have found Neon's Horoscopes! Have fun looking around. Okay, there are not only the odd horoscope but also fortune readings. Maybe this world should be called Neon's fortune cookies. But then all the fortunes would be in cookies and ruins the fun. Now i'm kinda ranting. anyway ignore me and look around and have fun.
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Welcome. Would you like a tarot card reading? Don't worry, the first one is free. Darn, dropped a card. There is no turning back. Ok there is but it sounds more interesting if I say that. Anyway here we go...
(Insert magic weird sounding words here)
and here are your cards.
The pineapple card
The death card
The 4 four leaf clover card
What does it mean?
It may mean nothing.
It may mean everything.
Goodbye.
Disclamer!
I got this idea from animal crossing's fortune teller. All rights go nintendo and bla bla bla and I will not charge anything for any of my fortune tellings and never will and I was no trying to steal anything from anyone. OK?
Just me again!
Again, I will put up two differnt fortunes for the one senario.
So here we go and have fun!
So you are at home relaxing however you do. There is a knock on the door, but nobody there. At your feet you see two letters. You pick up one and....
you pick up the letter to your right. You rip it open and find a letter with this on it.
~If you think your life is bad, just put yourself in other peoples shoes.~
It goes dark for a second. The sun comes back and the other letter is gone.
Neonbubbles
you pick up the letter to your left. You rip it open and find a letter with this on it.
~What comes around goes around. Think about it.~
The second you read this out, a strong gust of wind comes through and blows away the other letter.
Neonbubbles
I have a plan. Here are three differnt ways of finding out your future. Pick one then scroll down or up to the post (depending on how the world is set up) and read it.
Option one: The fortune cookie.
A tasty way of predicting your future, but may not be acurate.
Option two: Red letter of fate.
Open it. Some say that red is a lucky colour...or is it?
Option three: Crystal ball
A very traditonal way of doing things. Tarot card reading not included.
Pick only one.
Read as many as you like!
But the one you picked is your fate...
