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Caption Battle: Always Something Between Us...

"It's that time again..."
"To buy more bacon?"
"To dance with a lion?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for just being simple and sweet: Sora-Mage!

She sneezed, and out came her teeth.

In second place, playing on an eternal favourite: Cougarsama!

Nagisa: I'll take a potato chip . . . AND EAT IT! And then . . . I'll SPIT IT IN YOUR FACE!

And in the coveted first place, being simple and honest and culturally relevant... Hisaishi!

Attention women. No man likes a duckface. Stop it.

Heh. Duckfaces. Silly women...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of a member that is no longer with us, but nonetheless features the series Soul Eater. Guy on the left is Soul, girl on the right is Maka. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: burrito filling inside a pie with bacon as the crust is delicious.

theOtaku.com Anime Podcast IX - Ep. 12

Apparently I need to make more Watercooler posts. Huh. Very well, so be it... also, braiiiiiiiin. And yeah, congratulations, Green Bay.

Music - Daydream Syndrome by Marina Fujiwara from Yumekui Merry

The following podcast may contain some coarse language that may offend some listeners. Discretion is advised.

For a link to Anime Pulse's theOtaku.com World, go here.
For a link to The Watercooler World, go here.

And finally, you can find Ichigo's travel log over at the Anime Pulse website (under the "features" tab). He's gettin' some crazy adventures over there. Go read. Right after the podcast.

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Caption Battle: Bullet Seed...

"It's that time again..."
"To buy ear protection?"
"To tell Vietnamese people that cats are wrong?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place: ChibiSasuke!

I don't think there's a Visine for THOSE eyes.

In second place: Hisaishi!

Don't you just hate it when you're in class and suddenly a basilisk pops out of nowhere and petrifies and/or kills you all? Yeah, me too.

And in first place... Silver Mech!

We're being invaded by zombies and fish people!!

Apparently with only twenty odd captions, this week's top spot wasn't coveted. Huh. A shame.

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Ace and features the series Futari Wa Pretty Cure. Nagisa is on the left, and Honoka is on the right. Ace also suggests that we have a special bonus rule this week in that the first person to utter the word "futanari" gets a free kick in the face. Works for me:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: good sounds abound when the mouth is round!

theOtaku.com Anime Podcast IX - Ep. 11

Yes, there is indeed a devil fish. Or devil fishes. Y'know what, I'm not gonna bother figuring that one out tonight...

Music - Yume ~Mugen no Kanata~ by Vivid from Level E

The following podcast may contain some coarse language that may offend some listeners. Discretion is advised.

For a link to Anime Pulse's theOtaku.com World, go here.
For a link to The Watercooler World, go here.

And finally, you can find Ichigo's travel log over at the Anime Pulse website (under the "features" tab). He's gettin' some crazy adventures over there. Go read. Right after the podcast.

Obligatory Instructions:

There are two ways to keep up with this podcast. First, you can just visit us weekly and listen to it by clicking the "play" button in each podcast news post. Second, if you use iTunes, simply open it up and then click here. This will subscribe you. You can also click "Advanced" at the top, select "Subscribe to Podcast" and type in the following URL:

http://theotaku.libsyn.com/rss

Once subscribed, you'll get each week's episode automatically delivered, whether you visit us or not.

So let's start! To listen to our podcast, click the play button above. You can also download the mp3 directly by clicking here.

Caption Battle: Moon Blinked...

"It's that time again..."
"To damn the torpedoes?"
"To set to stun?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with what is almost a Good Will Hunting joke: Ducky!

Unfortunately, Kagami's sex change operation couldn't erase her history in the porn business.

In second place, because picking on naive, ultra-conservative, overly-religious types is always good for grins: Ace!

Kagami: This is NOTHING like my scriptures!

And in the coveted first place with precision-guided, peer-approved laconicism... NekoTenshiEmi!

Kagami: "D...dad?!"

See? I totally listen to you guys... anyway, congrats, winners!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Ducky and features the series Azumanga Daioh. Girl on the left is Sakaki; girl on the right is Kagura. Now do it to it!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you have to destroy the brain.