*Insert your heart related pun here*

First Attempt:
"Once upon a time I was fallin' in love, but now I'm only fallin' apart... there's nothin' I can do, a total eclipse of the heart!"

Second Attempt:
"Guy's... I'm having a change of heart!" *ba-dum CHA!*

Third Attempt:
"I'm sorry, my heart's just not into it." *ba-dum CHA!"

Hey, you're a beautiful audience! Tip your waitress!

Mio attempts to sing the classic song by Billy Ray Cyrus.

"Dont break my heart! My achey breaky heart!"

If you could harvest that energy it would create more renewable power than uranium and burning fan-fiction combined, or about enough wattage to power an X-Box...

One of these harts is not like the other.

Oh my gosh! Her heart just exploded! Are there any replacement hearts around?!
Oh, would you look at that! That's handy!

Now all we need is a trained surgeon! ........................ Anyone?

Hmmm looks like Mikuru has some competition.

Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame
Darling, you give love
A bad name.

Mio: I LOVE YOU!!! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!! I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF MY SOUL!!! PLEASE, TELL ME YOU WILL BE AROUND FOREVER!!! I WANT YOU ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!

Mio was having maybe a little too much fun on Opposite Day.

Even HD Blue Ray is not enough to show the massive Heart-itude erupting out of a shoujo's soul.

the first sign that you are being stalked by a crazed fangirl.
hint: look out for mysteriously floating pepto-bismal colored hearts. Stay away if you value your life.

yo dawg, we put a girl making a heart, in your heart made out of hearts so you can... holy shit we really went overboard this time.

Of course she could have just use a green screen and a monitor, but sneaking a full size background into a crowded room gives it that personal touch of fan-based insanity that would reap first place in any contest.

This is the coverpage for Jiraiya's newest novel, Moe-Moe Paradise.

She's either parapara dancing or having a seizure; I can't tell which.

Most girls can't tell the difference between being in love and having a heart attack. In Mio's case, she won't make that mistake again.

Because she's dead.

Ah, the good ole' transformation scene. This form of seizure-inducing madness will never grow old.

this just brings a whole new meaning to the term "Heart Attack"

Certainly scary enough for a Halloween Caption Battle.

I can't tell if she's exhausted or if she's been slapped.

Purplest orgasm I've ever seen.

@Ace:

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It's a do or die situation.
We will be invincible.

While her passion for human anatomy is great, Mio still thinks her heart is under her armpit.