In the world's beginning, the Haibane were placed on the earth. God felt they were too similar to humans, so in order to make them different, he came up with a creative alternative use for donut molds. Thus, halos were placed on their heads, but some bad Haibane became greedy for more of the sweet circles.
[I had to be more creative than my last one...so I deleted it. XD]
Kana: Why aren't you up yet?!
Rakka: *looks at clock* Why'd you wake me up this early? It's 4:00!
Kana: Yeah, in the AFTERNOON!
----or----
Little did Kana know, but overnight, Rakka had transformed from a sweet little angel to a half snake girl with wings. And she was just waiting to test out her new unhinging jaw on the first being to get on her bad side...
Wow! Thanks for 1st place Someguy! That really makes my day.
I'm pretty good at playing at words, and the original quote is from Theodore Roosevelt. "Speak softly...and carry a big stick, and you will go far". Which is a west african proverb that he took to heart.
Here's another thanks and happy caption battle to all!
Rakka: But Kana, how do we get to Neverland?
Kana: Fly of course!
Rekka: Fly?!
Kana: Just think of a wonderful though thought!
Rekka: Like breakfast?!
Kana: ...
Kana: Come on they only serve breakfast for so long you know
Rakka: if this was really heaven they would let me sleep in
Kana: its already past noon
Rakka: as i said let me sleep in
Kana: What are you doing?
Rakka: I'm trying out those yoga tapes that you got me for my birthday.
Kana: In bed?
Rakka: Yeah, that way if I break something, the mattress will cusion my injuries. I have to admit, its harder than it looks.
1)I dont care! Jesus needs his halo back ASAP!
2)Soon I will be the world's greatest puppet master. Look! No Strings!
3)All angels are good, pft. Now i just need to take her to a dark ally...
Kana: You know what'll happen if the demons find out our angels sleep in this late! Remember last time? Dinosaurs were completely wiped out! Now, get up!
Rakka: No... the humans can survive another deadly outbreak of the Plague! Just a few more...
Eh, heh... I dunno this particular anime, although, I may look it up...
~Yosei
A drawing is not a drawing. It is the artist's soul on paper. Easy to burn, but cherished dearly.
stonegeek
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/31/08 | Reply
"Well, they do make awfully good handles."
"Esp when you need to haul someone's ass out of bed"
Mad Hatter Belia
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/30/08 | Reply
Kanna: I distinctly recall shouting, "Dibs!" when the Halos were passed out! Now gimme that one that I wanted!"
Rakka: zzzzz....
arabians101
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/28/08 | Reply
If red bull doesn't get you up in the morning, get a friend who's had red bull to get you up in the morning.
Raizard333
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/28/08 | Reply
Kana: Come on! We gotta hide these before Master Chief gets here!
Clozimodo
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/27/08 | Reply
Kana: After what you did last night, you wont be needing ...this! *yoink*
Rakka: Meeehhh...!
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Yeah... it sucks XD
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/27/08 | Reply
Ok so red bull gives you wings but what gives you halos?
jRockstar11385
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/27/08 | Reply
Wouldn't grabbing someone by their halo like that hurt like f***?
Thoma Gaizack
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/27/08 | Reply
Kana: "Is it only me but isn't Rakka's halo is much bigger?"
Rakka: "zZzZ..."
Kana: "Now why she could have a bigger halo as a sloth!?"
Rakka: "zZzZ..."
Kana: "!"
Kana: "I got an idea!! I'm gonna take your halo as mine while you're asleep, hehe...
"
Rakka: "zZzZ..."
Kana started to pull Rakka's halo...
Kana: "Now why is it so hard take off your halo!?"
Rakka is awakened but she pretends to be sleeping...
Kana: "Grunnnnn..." Kana pulls harder...
Suddenly...
Rakka: "Booh~!!"
Kana: "Argh~!!"
Kana was shocked and fell on her butt...
Rakka: "What are you doing Kana?"
Kana: "I uh... I was trying to wake you up you sleeping sloth!!"
Rakka: "Why thanks but no thanks... "
Rakka falls back to sleep...
Kana: "Now that was a close one, looks like I'm gonna take plan B..."
What will Kana do to take over Rakka's halo? To be continued...
*Actually, I think this is too long for a caption, haha...
themakita
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
the common effects of the energy drink....red bull
or
He thought Red bull was some kind of beer
Angel Zakuro
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
In the world's beginning, the Haibane were placed on the earth. God felt they were too similar to humans, so in order to make them different, he came up with a creative alternative use for donut molds. Thus, halos were placed on their heads, but some bad Haibane became greedy for more of the sweet circles.
[I had to be more creative than my last one...so I deleted it. XD]
Minutemen
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
Halos? Where we're going, we don't need halos.
tokyokisshu
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
Ah, the neverending benefits of Magnetic Halos.
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Yesh, there is a punchline in there...somewhere...
Blue-Eyes Girl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
Well, not all of us are angels in the morning, that's for sure.
Aceburner
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/26/08 | Reply
"Every time a bell rings, Kana gets a new halo."
embracingangel
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Mother fucking angel posers!!
Ankoku24
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Kana: CRAP!....it wont fit again! GO BACK ON!!!.....i should have never used this to make cookies last night...
angelicgirl
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Rakka: What a nice day
Kana: I show you nice
Sakaki Sakura
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Kana: Why aren't you up yet?!
Rakka: *looks at clock* Why'd you wake me up this early? It's 4:00!
Kana: Yeah, in the AFTERNOON!
----or----
Little did Kana know, but overnight, Rakka had transformed from a sweet little angel to a half snake girl with wings. And she was just waiting to test out her new unhinging jaw on the first being to get on her bad side...
somegirl
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
@cxsquared:
Ohh that was funny xD
chibi master
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Kana:What a stupid, ugly hat!
Rakka:*yawn* But don't you have one too?
Kana:Erm...BURN THE WITCH!
cxsquared
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Kana: Give the halo back, the Christmas play is over.
Zelgadis
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/25/08 | Reply
Wow! Thanks for 1st place Someguy! That really makes my day.
I'm pretty good at playing at words, and the original quote is from Theodore Roosevelt. "Speak softly...and carry a big stick, and you will go far". Which is a west african proverb that he took to heart.
Here's another thanks and happy caption battle to all!
Rageon
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Well, if Angels can be mean, I think there is still hope of Hell freezing over.
Sorry, I know it's not good, but kaiden took my Halo reference.
myanimeworld149
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
rakka: oh come on! you're making my halo crook-ed!
Uchiha1164
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Rakka: For the Great Journey of the Prophets!
Kana: Great Journey? We're just going to McDonald's for God's sake.
kaiden
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
As Rakka stretched for the day, Kana couldn't get her hand unstuck from the halo. Apparently Rakka had played too much Halo and had her's "sticky-ed"
somegirl
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
I loved allamorph's quote. Too funny but I didn't too much understand Zelgadis'.
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Rakka: But Kana, how do we get to Neverland?
Kana: Fly of course!
Rekka: Fly?!
Kana: Just think of a wonderful though thought!
Rekka: Like breakfast?!
Kana: ...
EtherForce
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
As if hair-pulling wasn't bad enough...
Btw, I'm pretty sure we've had this pic for a caption battle before :P
DemonKingAtticus
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: Hurry up or we'll be late for our cream cheese commercial audition!
Allamorph
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana gets creative for the Easter egg hunt.
gaaralovesyou123
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: Come on they only serve breakfast for so long you know
Rakka: if this was really heaven they would let me sleep in
Kana: its already past noon
Rakka: as i said let me sleep in
Sakura Irving
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Rakka: MY BRAIN!... I mean, MY HALO!
the real yojimbo
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
How Halo one became Halo two.
Lame, but all iv got.
lazyweird1
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana grudgedly reminds us, once again, that Sloth is a very bad sin.
edisshort
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: What are you doing?
Rakka: I'm trying out those yoga tapes that you got me for my birthday.
Kana: In bed?
Rakka: Yeah, that way if I break something, the mattress will cusion my injuries. I have to admit, its harder than it looks.
Keome
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: Is this what I have to do every morning Rakka? Drag you out of bed by your halo?
Rakka: Yep
To many freaks, not enough circuses.AsagiTaichou
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: No! Bad angel! No candy till I strangle you with this halo!
-AsagiTaichou visit my site for a good fanfic
tinydynamine
Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Aw, even angels get hangovers. Except that when they do, Tokyo tends to blow up.
stararnold
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Rakka: Good morning, Kana. Looking forward to a whole new day?
Kana: Yes, except it will not be a good day for me until I beat you up like for leaving me to get bitten by dogs at the beer party last night!
shadow princess
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
..you know what they say.. "To get an angel out of bed, You have to take it by the halo"
ing masta
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
1.Kana.I'm borrowing your halo. "yank"
Rakka. zzzz wha what? whyyy...? zzzz..
Kana. were short one horseshoe.
2.Kana. heh heh, if opposites attract then she must be a B****!
Huh huh??? ya i know. i couldn't think of one.
Uchiha1164
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: These aren't halos, you idiot. You just stole the O's from theOtaku.com!
Rakka: Don't you mean theTaku.cm?
Yeah, it sucks, but I can't think of anything right now. :P
Aethelwynne
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
dark lord xII kinda posted right before i did and we had the same idea.. grr. puppets.
Eenie. Meanie. Minie. Moe...
Catch an angel by the halo!!
Dark Lord XIII
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
1)I dont care! Jesus needs his halo back ASAP!
2)Soon I will be the world's greatest puppet master. Look! No Strings!
3)All angels are good, pft. Now i just need to take her to a dark ally...
cutepresea
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
And now that I can see it, I can't really think of anything...eh...
ThePockyGirl
Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Presenting Kana's new method for waking up Rakka in the morning: holding a freshly baked donut over Rakka.
TimeChaser
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
This week on Touched By An Angel...
At last we meet again for the first time.cutepresea
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Gah, I love Haibane Renmei, but yet again pictures aren't loading for me...I'll check later to try my hand at it.
twilight luna
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
@Katana:
Heh, why thank you kindly. I just still can't believe I even got second...
TheDarkAngel
Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Kana: You know what'll happen if the demons find out our angels sleep in this late! Remember last time? Dinosaurs were completely wiped out! Now, get up!
Rakka: No... the humans can survive another deadly outbreak of the Plague! Just a few more...
Eh, heh... I dunno this particular anime, although, I may look it up...
~Yosei
A drawing is not a drawing. It is the artist's soul on paper. Easy to burn, but cherished dearly.schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Why is it that every morning I have to drag your lazy ass out of bed?!?!
Katana
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/24/08 | Reply
Second-place winner gets eternal props.