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Caption Battle: Don't Make Me Angry...

"It's that time again..."
"To ex-ter-mi-nate all humans?"
"To go into the past and stop Skynet?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because Animaniacs quotes are always welcome here: zero guardian!

Chiba to Ryusuke: Focus pinky...

In second place, with perhaps the wittiest (and driest) caption of the week: Aceburner!

Chiba's broken forefinger was the cause of many a failed hand gesture at the rock concert that night.

And in the coveted first place, for making me snerk with what may or may not actually be true... SpiffySporkPerson!

In India, it means you have to pee.

Job well done, you three. And now for this week...

This week's screencap comes all the way from January of this year, courtesy of TimberWolf, and features the series Haibane Renmei. From left to right, you have: Rakka, Kana, and Hikari. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. Don't fail, now.

Caption Battle: Mining For Gold...

"It's that time again..."
"To get SomeGuy back into a regular schedule?"
"To start finishing Caption Battles on time?"
"No... it's time for... ah, forget it..."

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being very straight to the point: wanspell!

"Mom, there's an emo kid in our river."

In second place with a good ol' quote from times of old: Sakaki Sakura!

Yukito: ...uh... where am I?.... what happened?.... Ahhh! They took my freakin' kidney!

And in the coveted first place, sounding almost Zen-like with the good stuff... TheJimjams!

"If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, is the water warmer down stream?"

Many, many, many great captions this week. I'm extremely pleased and all the more sad I took longer to get this all done than I should have taken. Ah well... on to this week!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Nehszriah (that's "nezz-rye-ah", we learned) and features (again) the glory that is Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad. Dude with the 'fro is Chiba; dude without the 'fro is Ryusuke. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And now I've got some more site work to catch up on. Later, guys - tchau!

(And no, that's not German.)

Caption Battle: Wet Dreams...

"It's that time again..."
"To say no to drugs?"
"To drink milk?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, making an excellent series-savvy commentary on that which is Bleach: schultzie!

You know, Yumichika would have been better for this scene.

In second place, shouting louder than what is probably necessary but still being true enough: fluffy sama fan!

Ikkaku: CURSE YOU YAOI CRACKPAIR LOVING FANGIRLS!!! CURSE YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

And in the coveted first place, speaking nothing but pure, uncompromising truth... Sakaki Sakura!

Wow... Even characters VOICED by Vic Mignogna have their share of insane fans...

Well done for everyone not going for "The Obvious Joke"(TM) here. Such creative thinking is what we do, in fact, want. Anyway, on to this week...

So this week's screencap comes courtesy of ChibiSasuke and features the series Air. Dude in the water is named Yukito. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. Meantime, I'm hungry so I'm goin' to Nando's. Tchau!

Caption Battle: Ground And Pound...

"It's that time again..."
"To threaten kids in the chat?"
"To go hunting for more dummy accounts?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last last week's winners:

In third place, being perverse in as clean a way as one can ever hope: the real yojimbo!

Saku: I got wood.

In second place, playing a reference that made me have to watch the DVD earlier this week (probably): Rei-syn!

Saku: Hello. My name is Yuji Sakurai. You killed my band. Prepare to die.

And in the coveted first place, playing on a joke that literally brought me to tears among other things (and if you don't get the joke, you're too young)... Shinmaru!

The rest of the band shunned Saku after he pulled out the slow jerk.

Well done, my childrens. And again, I'm hoping I don't dawdle next week again with these. But we shall see. Anyway, on to this week...

This week's screencap comes from the ever-prolific Kimmeh Archives(TM) and features the ever-popular series Bleach. Bald guy's Ikkaku Madarame; the large, mustachioed fellow is Tessai Tsukabishi. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. Meantime, I need to go pick people up from Surrey and pretend to theaten to warn people in the chat... peace!

Caption Battle: Dishonouring The Band...

"It's that time again..."
"To roll down the big hill?"
"To find out what gay goats eat?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last (last) week's winners:

In third place, for being fun in general: Rageon!

And the #1 reason guys shouldn't have ponytails is that they aren't used to being that top heavy.

In second place, avoiding the obvious joke but still making a point: DemonKingAtticus!

Suguru and Hiroshi look on in confusion as K and Shuichi argue just exactly where babies come from.

And in the coveted first place, winning with all of three words... Aceburner!

"Catch me" fail.

Congratulations, guys! And thanks goes to special guest judge Shinmaru for helping a thinly-spread (or lazy) guy with his homework. Finally, sorry it took an extra week to do this. We should be back on track now, theoretically. So let us continue...

This week's caption comes from "ye olde stash o' screenies" and features the series BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad. The guy in the picture is Yuji Sakurai (or "Saku", as he's better known). Give 'er a go:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. We good? Good. I've got some reports to write now...