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Caption Battle: Love Hurts...

"It's that time again..."
"To really just relax?"
"To do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO?!"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, riffing on the ad-things: red.alchemist!

Music used to be her anti-drug.

In second place, pretending that Japan is Soviet Russia: Calaya!

In some countries, zombies offer you their brains.

And in the coveted first place... because the podcasters liked it and since it was good enough to break my previous "don't do it" suggestion... Shinmarooooo!

Things got awkward in a hurry when Yui screwed up her grammar and told Azusa the cake was a "lay" ...

It's almost sad to think that K-On! Month is almost over... let's end it with a bang!

So once again, we trust in the fertile depths that is Des-bre-ko's Imageshack to bring a very special screencap... cosplay, Halloween, it's close enough... anyway, that's Mio in the maid suit. Have fun with it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: this was the scene that invented "Moe-moe... kyun!"

Caption Battle: Eat... Become One Of Us...

"It's that time again..."
"To make another pizza run?"
"To add an egg to get breakfast?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, only because the podcasters deserve it a little: Shinmaru!

Ritsu and Mio still cannot believe Ichigo pronounced Desbreko's name correctly.

In second place, because anime will always go for the shortcut: darkeangel!

Ritsu: Got your nose!
Mio: No, I got your nose!
'Mugi: Wait... where ARE our noses?!

And in the coveted first place with just a very suave caption... DemonKingAtticus!

Survey says only 2 out of 3 friends will feel that the current situation is a dream.

Only two more caption battles to go before K-On! month comes to an end! And Halloween is coming up... what will that mean?!

This week's screencap actually comes from one I took as opposed to Des' - see, here at theOtaku.com, it's sometimes just worth doing things yourself when the opportunity arises. Anyway, left to right is 'Mugi, Yui, and Azusa (I know, new character. Crazy.).

Beyond that... yes, we are all aware that the cake is a lie - even people who have never heard of Valve Corporation know that the cake is a lie - mention that the cake is a lie at your own risk/expense/unoriginality/failure. Ahem... anyway:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: more than two shakes, and... actually, never mind...

Caption Battle: Cheeky Children...

"It's that time again..."
"To figure out what day Castle is on TV?"
"To work on our Uncharted 2 Platinum Trophies?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

Runnin' late, so let's breeze through last week's winners:

In third place: Nehszriah!

Good thing this is K-On! If Yui was straight out of Lucky Star, we'd be subjected to an entire episode discussing the contents and omnomable-ness of whatever the frick she's eating.

In second place: batosai33!

Run run run, as fast as you can, you cant catch me, I'm the ginger head m...

And in the coveted first place (with a well done long caption(TM))... Sakaki Sakura!

How to know if you're OCD:

That little speck on the left side of her mouth just above her left hand...

See it? Is it bothering you? It is right? It's all you can see now. You don't even see the rest of the picture now do you? That little speck consumes your thoughts until it's all you can think about! You can no longer see the cute little girl eating a cookie, can you?! You can no longer think straight, can you?! You can no longer think of any captions for this picture, CAN YOU?! YES!!! LET THE HYPNOTIZING SPECK OF DOOM CONTROL YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...ha...ha...ha......

*ahem*

Now you know if you're OCD. Have a nice day!

Well done you guys... and seriously, who knew a weekend could go by so quickly, hey?

This week... again, K-On!, again via Desbreko. Left to right is Ritsu, Mio, and 'Mugi. Go!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: don't eat any halloween candy until your parents have had a chance to check through it - you never know if there might be a razor blade hiding in your lollipops...

Caption Battle: In Before Om Nom...

"It's that time again..."
"To Keep Holding On?"
"To Have a Nice Day?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, in before the others: ChibiSasuke!

Konata would be proud.

In second place with a well-chosen 'net reference: wallpaperotaku!

Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun--

And in the coveted first place, straight out of Chem class... red.alchemist!

Yui, Ritsu and Mio didn't wear their goggles. Now they don't need them.

One week down, many more to go... well done, guys.

So this week continues K-On! Month, once again comes from the annals of Desbreko's ImageShack account. Happy girl in the picture is Yui Hirasawa. Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: it's my mom's birthday today - Happy Birthday Mom!

Caption Battle: Themed Month Banzai!

"It's that time again..."
"To watch Glee?"
"To find out what other things Nathan Fillion has been in?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, inverting the inherent horror of the image: fallenangel8!

Little did she know that the dolls would attack her in her sleep. RIP

In second place, because pants are always funny: ChibiSasuke!

They say you don't know what you have until it's gone.
That's what Keiichi thought about his pants.

And in the coveted first place with deliciously spot-on delivery among other things... EtherForce!

Did Keiichi Scream?
Rena squeezed his precious loins.
Keiichi screamed loud.

Fun times... I hope you'll all enjoyed that, though. 'Cause we turn sinister this October...

...yeah, that's right... I'm pulling another Themed Month on you guys! Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome To K-On! Month!

So this week's screencap come from none other than the Main Moe-Man himself, Desbreko (that's DES-BRE-KO). The girls are, from left to right: Yui Hirasawa, Tsumugi Kotobuki (in the back), Ritsu Tainaka, and Mio Akiyama. Enjoy:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: we don't get all our screencaps from Des' - he just happens to have more on file than you.