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Caption Battle: Carried Away.

Ohhh snap, look what's back!!!

Let's get this moving along... last month's winners...

In third place, playing on expressions and being the first to the idea: Nehszriah (who as you'll recall is a girl)!

This wasn't exactly what Tamaki had in mind when he suggested to Haruhi that they "play doctor."

In second place, with a really good line: mariomario (who as you'll recall is a guy)!

Wearing a lab coat makes you a doctor just as much as having a beard makes you Jesus.

And in the coveted first place, with a joke I probably enjoy considering the reason I missed the last couple weeks... BloodRedArab!

Tamaki: Dr., Dr., give me the news, I got a... A bad case of loving you!
Haruhi: ...No... Actually it's Swine Flu.

Thanks for being so patient, guys.

So this week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbreko and features good ol' Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime. Eclipse is the one in the foreground, the girls being carried off, left to right, are Fine, Altezza, and Rein. Now have fun, kids:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: H1N1 is only funny until a baby you know dies from it.

Caption Battle: Diagnosis, Idiot...

"It's that time again..."
"To consider that not all batteries are the same?"
"To accept that there's room for a hundred more people?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place: ChibiSasuke!

This is one of those secret, ancient egyptian murals, isn't it?

In second place: Ichigoslilsista!

Sakura needs her daily intake of frogs NOW!!!

And in the coveted first place, with a rare "long caption" win... Sakaki Sakura!

What happened here is quite obvious:

Sakura and Naruto were having a wonderful day, watching a little orange frog in a cape hop by, when Sakura casually looked up and saw... A GIGANTIC FLYING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!

What else could it possibly be?

Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi, and features the series Ouran High School Host Club. The fake boy on the right is Haruhi Fujioka; the real boy on the left is Vic Mignogna. Have fun, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: your body works the way it does for a reason, so let the gas pass!

Caption Battle: Frogz - Freaked Good Inc...

"It's that time again..."
"To figure out which Kirsten Dunst movie is on TV?"
"To try to remember the name of Tom Hanks' son?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with the obvious explanation: SojiRem!

We all know secretly the other two are on their knees.

In second place, with the three word winner: xfishyx!

God bless steroids.

And in the coveted first place with a very all-encompassing kinda line (and now on a very hot Calaya-esque streak)... red.alchemist!

...they really kind of screwed up the character designs in the new season, didn't they?

Good week. Well done, guys. Moving on...

This week we'll go with a screencap courtesy of cheetahgirlz9 and features that underground fan favourite Naruto. You should really know all this, but... blonde hair belongs to Naruto, pink hair belongs to Sakura, and no hair belongs to the frog. Whose name is Gamakichi. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if cosplay doesn't hurt, it means you're doing it wrong.

Caption Battle: Big Dreams, Tall Order...

"It's that time again..."
"To divide by zero?"
"To learn that he's not a walking bear?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, going "that one particular route": LoulouSegawa!

Miroku has a yaoi paddle in his other hand.

In second place, with a gutsy border-skirter: Allamorph!

Finding clever ways to smell your girlfriend's hair tip #6: Feign homophobia.

And in the coveted first place, for just straight up being awesome... red.alchemist!

Well, isn't that how dogs say hello?

Very nice, high five. Moving on...

So all my screencaps got mixed around so I no longer remember which came first and which did not. So we're gonna go with a new one courtesy of amandaxthomas and featuring good ol' Fullmetal Alchemist (possibly Brotherhood, I still haven't started that yet). You should all really know this by now, but just in case... girl on the left is Winry, guy on the right is Alphonse, and guy in the middle is Vic Minogna. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

Caption Battle: Scary Hand Is Scary...

"It's that time again..."
"To listen to never ending girl's talk?"
"To study hard after school?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with the technology gag: red.alchemist!

We've come a long way from Red-and-blue 3D Glasses.

In second place, with the (first) parenting gag: mariomario!

This is why your parents tell you not to sit so close to the television.

And in the coveted first place with the mythology gag... joedela!

If you get this picture, than please explain the ending of Evangelion to me...

I'm not gonna lie, this week was a good week. Very hard to pick winners. Very pleased. Well done, all of you. And now, moving on...

Figured it'd be fair to not use another Desbreko screencap this week (although they are many and of amazing quality). So this week, we'll take a screencap courtesy of Kimmeh and featuring that one show that everyone either loves or hates with the guy with the ears. Not that you don't already know this but "boomerang girl" is Sango, "schoolgirl" is Kagome, "hand guy" on the far left is Miroku, and "dog guy" is Richard Ian Cox. Have fun!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember... moe moe, kyun!