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Caption Battle: Wan-wan! Say Ahh!

"It's that time again..."
"To remember that people on the internet are jerks?"
"To wonder when they'll make a new map for Battlefield 1943?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being the first person to nail The Obvious Caption(TM): Allamorph!

"AUGH....you're home early."

In second place, making use of the Japanese-ness of the subject matter: KeenHavoc!

"What the hell is a BIDET and why would it do THAT!"

And in the coveted first place, with one of those wonderful "you get it after a short delayed reaction" captions... inufluffy12!

The moral of the story: Never flush your goldfish down the toilet. It'll only come back mutated and out for revenge.

Job well done, job well done... and now, moving on...

This week we'll once again pull from the cornucopia that is Desbreko's Imageshack and go with a rather random screencap from Mahoraba ~Heartful Days~. Actually, if anyone feels like keeping score, he actually gave me this screencap at the tail end of the infamous "Rozen Maiden Month"... besides the point, though. The human in the picture is Yukio Haibara; the dog puppet is Johnny; the monster coming out of the TV is a monster coming out of the TV. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: in Britain, it's called "the loo".

Caption Battle: You Might Go Blind...

"It's that time again..."
"To discuss who played the best Joker?"
"To bleach our hair?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, calling it as it is: fallenangel8!

I could so easily make a fangirl joke but it speaks for itself.

In second place, with all of two words (well, one word, one onomatopoeia): sesshocalm!

*snort* Broomhead.

And in the coveted first place, daring to bite my intentional bait... Shinmaru!

Meryl: "DAMN IT BOSCH YOU WILL ATTEND OUR CONVENTION"

Nyeh heh heh... and now to this week...

So I'm cheating this week and just taking an old screencap from ye olde archives mine. Series is Golden Boy, character is Kintaro Oe. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: don't put your drink down and walk away... or you will be date-raped.

Caption Battle: You'll Laugh About This Later...

"It's that time again..."
"To wait for the podcast to get recorded later today?"
"To realize the podcast was already recorded yesterday?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with out-of-context winning out: fallenangel8!

It makes sense if you listen to the podcast.

In second place, because China is always funny: waywardwarrior!

Dear diary,
At first, I was afraid. I was petrified... Then, the large, misshapen foot stepped on somebody else.
~China

And in the coveted first place, because ragging on China is always funny... KeenHavoc!

These 3 astronomical figures are the product of China's 2 greatest resources:
Cheap labor and uncopyrighted but familiar looking characters.

Booyah. This was an excellent week. Thank you, all. But let's move on, I'm already running too late as is...

This week's screenshot comes courtesy of our favourite Kimmeh (whose first name is not "Teh", you fools!), and features the series Trigun. Characters from left to right are: Milly Thompson, Meryl Stryfe, and Johnny Yong Bosch. Go for it!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if you're on certain types of BC pills, it's not abnormal to have a slightly irregular cycle.

Caption Battle: Top Of The World!

"It's that time again..."
"To unlock Gouken?"
"To read about that homeless Sims 3 family?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, making sense of that green thing: EtherForce!

Zolo: "I see a wave of enemy troops!"
Luffy: "I see melons."

In second place, because everyone loves dead stage magicians: MrPhoenix!

Houdini was famous for swallowing and regurgitating keys and lock picks to use in his death-defying escapes. That said... Houdini's got nothing on this guy.

And in the coveted first place, nailing the ever-tricky "long caption"... Aceburner!

What I observe in this scene: Zoro and Luffy are chained back to back. Zoro's swords, absent from their usual place at his side, are instead on his back. He has somehow managed to unsheathe one of them, presumably with his teeth. What's more, it is turned in the direction opposite the one it would be facing had he drawn it from where the sheathes are.

Conclusion: That guy has one hell of a tongue.

I do enjoy me a good Ace' caption... moving on...

This week we use a screencap courtesy of Kitty K.O. that features the series Gintama. From left to right we have Shinpachi, Gintoki, and Kagura. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: homeless Sims are ridiculously funny - we love you, Alice and Kev!

Caption Battle: I Am Not Left Handed!

"It's that time again..."
"To lament the conflicted nature that is Michael Bay?"
"To watch more ReBoot?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, hinting at what was probably a really good story: Eluria!

Oh, I found a cookie on the flo- darnit, what I miss?

In second place, because explosive decompression is funny: schultzie!

Only one of these people is immune to the vacuum of space.

And in the coveted first place, using all of three words... NinjaGirlSango!

One word: trap

I wonder if that joke'll ever get old... guess we'll see some day...

So this week, we shall go with... let's go with this shot courtesy of Hisaishi and featuring the movie of that pirate series with the poison suction cups! Guy on the left is Luffy, guy on the right is Zoro. Happy hunting:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: sometimes you think it's toot, but it's really poopy.