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Caption Battle: Buh-gwuh?

"It's that time again..."
"To plan for next year's cosplays?"
"To clean that gunk underneath the sink?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, getting in before the other person: darknessslayer!

In soviet Russia, pokemon catch you.

In second place, because raggin' on the American companies is always funny: KeenHavoc!

You should have seen what they were doing BEFORE 4Kids edited it.

And in the coveted first place, because it's just. That. Good... Aceburner!

Well, they don't call him Drapeion for nothin'.

Ahhh... so fun... but let's move on, shall we?

So this week's screencap comes from the unemptiable chasms of moe that is Desbreko's hard drive; man loves him some moe, what can you do? Series is Tayutama: Kiss on my Deity, and features (clockwise starting from bottom) Sankurou, Yuuri, Mashiro, Ameri, Yumina, Mifuyu, and Nue. Honestly, names are probably the least of the worries with this one...

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: go window shopping in the blue light district of Amsterdam at your own risk.

Caption Battle: Always Ask Before You Glomp...

I know! Caption battle actually on time! What's up with that?!

But first, last week's winners... and like last week, because I'm lazy (and in con'-rush mode), without explanation:

In third place: schultzie!

Lupin is depressed because he hasn't won the Caption Battle even once. And to make it worse, Zenigata is bragging about his 6th win this year alone. . .

In second place (and on a hot streak): Kensuke Ryumura!

This is why Zenigata and Lupin can't hang out.
Three words: "Pull my finger."

And in the coveted first place... shadow princess!

Lupin: *sigh* Casual day doesn't mean coming to work without pants, Zenigata.

Shadow princess, that was absolutely spot on. Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features that show about those demonic Darwinian thingies that upset all those parents way back when. Anyway, guy on the right is Veronica Taylor; also, I'll be frank and say I have no idea what Pokemon that is. Got it? Good:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: cars drive on the right side of the road in China, but they drive on the left side in Hong Kong.

Caption Battle: Where There's Smoke...

"It's that time again..."
"About damn time..."
"Your schedule keeping is atrocious..."
"...caption battle."

But first, last time's winners - and because we really need to just get these done, I'm not gonna say why:

In third place: Flint!

"1.21 JIGAWATTS?!?!"

In second place: KeenHavoc!

Haseo: "If all you have is dial-up, then you have nothing!"

And in the coveted first place... Kensuke Ryumura!

In a world of androgynous characters, everyone goes hormonal.

Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Aceburner and features the Lupin III: Sweet Lost Night OVA. Lupin's on the left, Zenigata's on the right. Have at thee:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: a drink is a drink is a drink.

Caption Battle: I'm Not Angry, Just Disappointed!

Two and a half weeks late, I know. So the next time your computer gets all virused out and it stops you from doing stuff at the site, I'll forgive you too.

Anyway, last time's winners:

In third place, with your basic pop culture reference: Ichigoslilsista!

Lil cat: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

In second place, with a slightly old school culture reference: KeenHavoc!

Chibi chibi chibi, HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! Ask yourself, is your cat big enough for the job?

And in the coveted first place, with an especially out there reference that wins because I caught it dead center... Aceburner!

Chi gives a practical demonstration on how to dote up a cat. Remember, you may praise a tail and you may touch my striped back. Anything further is crossing the line.
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Ahh, fun times. Nya nya. And now for this week...

So we'll take a screencap courtesy of Miss Anonymous and featuring the .hack//G.U. Trilogy movie. Fellow on the left is Haseo, fellowess on the right is Atoli:

And no, fellowess isn't a real word.

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: the Chicago Blackhawks ruined everything.

Caption Battle: Fuwa-Fuwa Da Nya!

"It's that time again..."
"To plant the bulbs?"
"To spray the roaches?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being funny for reasons I almost wish weren't: red.alchemist!

Dragonball Z, the Movie: Gohan in Gaza

In second place, continuing the movie-based jokes: Hisaishi!

Gohan: Think I'm screwin' with your mind? I dare ya to watch Evolution, punk.

And in the coveted first place, more or less summing up all the other captions nicely... jomz!

You can all blame Freud on your captions for this one.

T'was a pretty good week, guys. Kudos. And now let's ruin everything by using a Des' screencap!

Desbreko of the Nine Moe shows his versatility this week in having screencaps of something other than lolis! This week it's a shot from Chi's New Address and features - from left to right - Alice and Chi. And yes, they're cats:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: the Chicago Blackhawks are the enemy.