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Caption Battle: The Gunflex Total Gym...

"It's that time again..."
"To watch specialists stab ballistics gel?"
"To give life lemons?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, simply speaking truth: darkeangel!

They are seriously running low on original ideas for new pokemon...

In second place, playing the continuity card: cougarsama!

Since Ed couldn't finish his dinner in last week's caption battle, they finished it for him.

And in the coveted first place, being fairly politically incorrect but I'll let it slide this time 'cause it made me snerk... red.alchemist!

Japanese women in their natural habitat.

This was a pretty good week. Good stuff, guys.

Moving on... we'll go with a screencap courtesy of xaos featuring good ol' Dragonball Z back when it was still an animated show. Guy on the right is Gohan (as "The Great Saiyaman"); guy on the left is less important - we'll say his name is Ovechkin. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: Roberto Luongo doesn't wear a 'C', but he is the captain.

Caption Battle: Curiously Out Of Character...

"It's that time again..."
"To play Left 4 Dead?"
"To learn to laugh like Spongebob?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because we all know fangirls are psychotic: fallenangel8!

Wow, fangirls find the most interesting places to hide.

In second place, being topical and amusing: red tigress!

Aaron: "Bad news, Vic; Funimation says they're lettin' ya go."
Vic: "But...Sakuracon is the only thing I have left! I can't be associated with 'GIRUGAMESH!'"

And in the coveted first place, just absolutely knocking this week out of the park... TsukasaXKwassaXKw!

You COOKED my pet chicken?!?!? That is SO not equivalent exchange!!

This was an excellent week. I am absolutely proud of you all.

So this week comes courtesy of the ever-random screencaps of the Desbreko, and features the series Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru (and note how decidedly un-moe this screencap is for a Desbreko screencap - just sayin'). From left to right are Ichiko, Yukari, and Mariya. Have fun now... oh, and I promise, any captions consisting solely of "OM NOM NOM NOM" aren't gonna cut it. You guys can do better:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. That is all. I shall go nap now.

Caption Battle: Philosopher's Stone Is People!

"It's that time again..."
"To count the Rorschach cosplayers?"
"To realize you shouldn't encourage your young daughter to take a picture with the man dressed up as a bear?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, with what I feel is this week's best reference caption: jomz!

Guu: I hear you like mudkips...

In second place, with the best non-obvious caption: cougarsama!

Worst Higurashi parody ever.

And in the coveted first place, being the best and most original of "the obvious captions"(TM)... batosai33!

Hare: please tell me that is a pencil.

Baa-zing. Fun times, good showing for two weeks straight, guys. Let's move on, shall we?

This week's screencaps come from the always helpful Kimmeh, and features good ol' Fullmetal Alchemist (whether it's the new series or not I couldn't tell ya). Guy on the left is Aaron, the guy on the right is Vic. Have fun now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: the plural of moose is not mooses, though some people feel that the plural of fish is still fishes.

Caption Battle: I'm Gonn' Butter Yo Bread...

"It's that time again..."
"To listen to Morgan Freeman talk?"
"To watch Gordon Freeman not talk?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners (as picked by this week's guest judge Red Tigress):

In third place, totally not at all being sarastic: Miss Anonymous!

You'd think that with Jack being Japanese and all, he could easily handle any sea creature, not to mention cook it up for chow time later. [/politically correct]

In second place, risking all sense of good taste: TimeChaser!

Come on Jack, it's just a jellyfish. It took a stingray to take down Steve Irwin.

And in the coveted first place, saying (again) what everyone was thinking... Aceburner!

Jack's face at realizing how many tentacle jokes were in store for him in this week's caption battle.

I really need to work on these quicker, especially considering next week...

So this week, we get a screencap courtesy of Hisaishi and featuring the series Hare+Guu. Hare's on the left, Guu is on the right. Easy, huh?

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: Scotland is part of Britain, but Ireland is not.

Caption Battle: Least He's Not Drowning...

"It's that time again..."
"To eliminate Las Plagas?"
"To discuss showers in French?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, bringing context to the world: iluvtails!

In the end Shigure got the last stick of Pocky.

In second place, calling out the animation shortcuts: Angel Zakuro!

This argument started over who stole whose nose.

And in the coveted first place, saying what everyone's thinking... fallenangel8!

The sad thing about this picture: 75% of fangirls are going to find it hot.

Ah, good fun... let's move on to this week, shall we?

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the non-anime anime Samurai Jack (yeah, we're breakin' all the rules today - I mean, unless you guys just wanted more Rozen Maiden?). I'll give you three guesses as to who the person in the screencap is:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: Hugh Laurie is actually British, not American!