Caption Battle: Diagnosis, Idiot...

"It's that time again..."
"To consider that not all batteries are the same?"
"To accept that there's room for a hundred more people?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place: ChibiSasuke!

This is one of those secret, ancient egyptian murals, isn't it?

In second place: Ichigoslilsista!

Sakura needs her daily intake of frogs NOW!!!

And in the coveted first place, with a rare "long caption" win... Sakaki Sakura!

What happened here is quite obvious:

Sakura and Naruto were having a wonderful day, watching a little orange frog in a cape hop by, when Sakura casually looked up and saw... A GIGANTIC FLYING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!

What else could it possibly be?

Cheers. Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi, and features the series Ouran High School Host Club. The fake boy on the right is Haruhi Fujioka; the real boy on the left is Vic Mignogna. Have fun, now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: your body works the way it does for a reason, so let the gas pass!

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