Caption Battle: Who Doesn't Love A Little... Never Mind...

"It's that time again..."
"To wipe out Hannover?"
"To replay that part where you have to sneak past the convicts all the way up to Harley Quinn without being seen?"
"No... it's time for this week's captions battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, with some serious snap to his one-liner: mariomario!

Where the strong rule, the weak are used as barbells.

In second place, with a well done, poetic "long caption(TM)": MrPhoenix!

At first when he saw the locals capture and carry off a group of girls to the nearby volcano, Eclipse thought about interfering for the sake of justice. When he learned they were in fact fan girls, he dismounted and kissed the ground, knowing then and there he had reached Shangri-La.

And he lived happily ever after.

And in the coveted first place, because we love Des'... Ace!

Obscure TheOtaku.com fact #388:

Desbreko is actually the collective name of a little-known tribe of loli obsessionists.

We love you Des'! Also, this was an excellent, excellent week. Good thing we pulled that other screeny, eh? Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi, and features the series Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni. "The dolls are, left to right Mion, Keiichi, Satako and Rika. The abuser is Rena." Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: theOtaku.com and the caption battle are not against themed months - you have been forewarned.

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