Caption Battle: Mm, Delicious Head... What?

"It's that time again..."
"To wait for cheap all-you-can-eat after 9pm?"
"To avenge your father and brothers who were wrongly hanged for treason?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with one of those classic lines: kyouyarenge!

Tikhon said that he'd get a smiley painted on his arm when girls fly. And so it happened...

In second place, with another one of those references that everyone gets: darknessslayer!

A wild Tikhon appears!
Sommer: Go Ascoeur!

And in the coveted first place, beginning a streak he himself had vowed never to begin... Ace!

Ascoeur saw the smiley face branded on the mech and knew what she must do. She had to destroy this abomination right away, no matter the cost. She had to do it, because it was a painful reminder of the terrible truth:

Wal-Mart really does sell everything these days.

Not a bad start to the year at all. Good, good. Moving on...

So this week's screecap comes courtesy of Animegirl177 and features the series Hare+Guu. Blue-haired boy is Hare, pink-haired girl is Guu, and guy upon whose head she noshes may or may not be Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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